smol
wHICH ONE OF YoUs-
Hobi
IT WASNT ME I SWEAR
Tae
JIMIN MADE US DO IT
WITH HIS TINY HANDS
HE WOULDVE STRANGLED US
Chim
biTCH I DID NO SUCH THING
kook
fellas
shut the hell up
explain.
Joonie
tf did y'all do to Kook-
Yoongle
rt
he's too serious rn
smol
okay
*pHat inhale*
so you know how Chim, Hobert and Teatime weren't at school today?
welll turns out they were fucking around aT My hOuSe
ONE OF THOSE BITCHES STOLE MY DAMN POP TARTS
Jin
okay and..?
tf is wrong with kook
smol
oh, that?
no idea
kook
fuckers broke into the roach's house without me >:0
Hobi
that's because yo ass was too busy styling your wig 😤
Kook
i'll have you know that hundreds of people would kill to have hair as lushes as mine
Jin
go blow your dad you dora looking asshole
Tae
folks this just got serious
Joonie
MY LUNGS DEFLATED-
Chim
shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos
Jin
TAKE IT BACK TIMMY
Chim
nO YOU OFF BRAND LEGO BITCH
Yoongi
hate to interrupt world war III but i'm at Namjoon's place rn and this man has a whole cupboard full of pills
Joonie
who the fuck let you in-
Yoongi
more importantly
why do you have birth control pills
Joonie
i'M sAviNg tHeM fOr yOur moM
bitch that's private get ur ass out of my house
smol
okay y'all are too outta pocket as a whole rn
meeting at Tae's house
Tae
why my house-
smol
yes.
Tae
fair enough
vamonos fellas
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can you tell i got tired-
i'm sorry this book has gone to literal shit. i don't know why this has more than 10 reads but coOL anD tHanKs. if a new chapter isn't uploaded within 3 months, i've died.
n e ways stan Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak. Finn Wolfhard is my boyfriend. - Han
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FanfictionJin: BUNNY HOE DID YOU EAT THE LAST HOT POCKET Kookie: uh..what's a hot pocket Y/N: you dumb bitch 🗿
