"William no" Will chuckled evilly as he sat down in the front seat of the car. His eyes glittering with excitement
"James my good fellow, you have deprived me of firstly taking a what do you call it Tessa?"
"Selfie"
"Yes, a selfie with my.."
"Starbucks"
"Yes! You have not let me take a selfie with my Starbucks, what was the other thing Tess?"
"Get #yolo tattooed on your arm"
"Exactly you didn't let me get that tattooed and thirdly you have not let me get a tumble account"
"Tumblr Will, it's tumblr!" Tessa said with a trace of boredom in her voice
"So you will let me high jack this car"
"We are not high jacking the car Will, I own the car"
"And in my opinion horses are still better" Jem and Tessa both rolled their eyes. Jem let a soft chuckle escaped and sighed
"Alright, alright! Just don't kill any of us and for god sake man put your seatbelt on!"
"Another reason why horses are better! You don't need to wear seatbelts" Will pulled his seatbelt over and clicked into place
"Now, first step you-" but Jem was cut off. Will put his foot down on the excelerator, jerking the car forward giving Tessa whiplash in the back
"Put the car into gear Will this is not a horse. You don't kick it and go on your way, you have to prepare it" Will mumbled a few swear words in Welsh and hissed several times before finally getting the car to move along at a steady pace. Tessa sat in the back nursing her neck and sighing, shaking her head
"Remind me, why did we let him do this?"
"Because I've spent 400 years up with good old Raziel so now we're making up for what I've missed!" Will sped the car up causing Jem to put his hand on the dashboard
"We could've introduced you to cartoons, far less hassle"
"Or public transport" Tessa muttered
"Look, I've got myself a job! I need to turn up in cars to really get people's attention"
"You certainly will when you crash into that person! Jesus Will eyes on the road!" Tessa shouted from the back. Again, Will slammed his foot on the brakes and smiled sweetly at the old lady whom he nearly crashed into. He revived a death glare from her but winked carefully and soon had her blushing and giggling
"See? I'd like to see you do that James"
"William focus in the road please, you're causing a traffic jam"
"A what?"
"Traffic jam, when all the cars get stuck behind one and other. And it usually leads to road rage"
"Road rage?! See you don't get that with horses"
"Welcome to 2014 Will"
"Still wish it was 1878"
"Oh stop being a spoiled sport" Tessa groaned from the back
"Are you alright Tessa dear?" Jem asked looking at her. She had gone pale and kept her hand to her mouth
"I feel-" Will spun the steering-wheel round at a 90° angle. Jem was thrown against the side of the car and Tessa had to cover her mouth
"William, Will, this is /not/ a horse!"
"How was I meant to know whether it was going to turn the corner?!"
"It has axels in the wheel to turn it!"
"Still!" Will shouted back "It could've gone wrong! I remember.."
"By the angel Will if you bring horses into this conversation I'm going to ban you from Twitter and Facebook"
"But-"
"No! No but's! Just drive!"
