Once upon a time a couple of gay teens lived in a cave off the grid. There was Rantaro, Kaito, Nagito, Maki, Tenko, Miu, Chiaki, and.. of course..
The man..
the legend..
the robot..
the APE...
K1-B0.
Keebler Elf returned after hunting a couple rabbits to give everyone great news.
"Rantaro, Nagito, everyone!" He piped up, in the middle of the cave, carrying a torch.
"I have great news!"
Avocado Lesbian and SpikyNeilArmstromg65 were too busy making out so they couldn't really respond.
"What is it?" Nagito asked, standing up, his drunk girlfriend Maki by his side.
"I found a new species," Kiibo said before calling the new thing in.
"Come on now!"
Some hairy humanoid beast walked in the cave, making ooh ooh sounds and scratching his magnum dong. Miu screamed in terror while her girlfriend Tenko was too busy inhaling cocaine.
"W-WHAT THE FUCK?!" Miu whimpered, crawling to a corner of the cave.
"I call it, the ape!" Kiibo beamed.
This is the thing, the rest of the group didn't know Kiibo was rounding up apes to make a army, so...
The next couple of chapters.. well.. will be interesting.
Kehehehe, peace and love sister fuckers.
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Children of the Apes with Keebler Elf
Fanficso uh me and my friends were fucking around because of apes and one friend named ava made the image used as the cover so uh, it looks like a cover of a book so i made this, enjoy gamers
