Late Night Movie

"Gag" story to keep my morale up XD

"Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Baaaaaabbeeeeeee." I poked him until he woked up.

"Hmph." He said while rolling over and looking at me. "What time is it?" He mumbled into his pillow.

"Time for work." I said while getting up to get his clothes from the closet when a hand pulled me back. "C'mon. I made breakfast this morning." I said trying to keep a straight face, trying to refrain from looking at... uh... his morning wood. I couldn't contain myself. I began to laugh.

"Don't laugh at me, missy. Or else your ass is grass."

Okay so side note: I laughed myself to death making that, so that part was for my enjoyment. lol.

"Bet." I said being the big person I am. Knowing he wont get out of bed until his problem is resolved, I made my way to our kitchen, making him a plate of pancakes, puring a heeping amount of syrup on them. (How he likes it)

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" He yells from the bedroom. 

"No. It's too early do do it now."

"Babe."

"No."

"Babe please."

"Yeah, alright fine." I obliged.

"Really?"

"No."