Dirty-pick up lines(magcon)

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Cameron- My cat's dead...can I play with your pussy instead?

Jack Gillinsky- Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex because I'm stronger than you.

Jack Johnson- Do you like Jalapenos?... Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy.

Carter- Do you like yoga? Cause Yoganna love this pussy

Aaron- I may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you.

Matthew- As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

Nash- Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Taylor- Hey babe, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Shawn- My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string

(AN: Hope you liked it ;))

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