Leg Hair

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People may think and shrug
Oh, it's just like a rug
Well, I don't care
It's just my leg hair

Obviously it's the most attractive
And probably not chemically reactive
Settle down, ladies, I swear
It's just my leg hair

It's got every eye in gym class
Someone might think it crass
I wouldn't shave it on a dare
It's just my leg hair

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