Ya boi is back.
I was forced to eat today so that sucks.
I had a mental breakdown and cut off a piece of my hair
I laughed about "get impaled by a cock" for a long time because I'm high of sharpies
~Barney's POV~
"Holy fuck it's Caillou" I ran up to him and stole his cat and ran away and he chased me with his army of Danny Devito cult members
and did a whick whack paddy whack flip flop doodly doo and landed in the splits and meh dik fell off and my toe got stuck in a ceiling fan
I got home and Elmo and I fucced cause we can.
I gotz chlamydia
