Exchanging meat~ a Nuke Dat Ass sequel by Madi and Amber
You guys know how this goes, M- Madi, A-TheGamingOtaku
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Britain was close to being in ruin, Boris Johnson thought whilst he nommed on a biscuit. With Brexit in October and a no deal looking more promising, he knew he had to look somewhere for guidance. With that in mind, he realised that Donald Trump was visiting today to talk about Britain's current situation and see if he can offer any advice. Perfect, a time for me to tap that cheeto ass, my wife is incredibly disappointing and I need a taste of that patriotism.A:
"How disappointing." Donald Trump muttered, stepping off his private jet onto British land. "I couldn't fit everything in the suitcase."
Trump looked down at the photos in his hands, upon them was Kim, his current boyfriend. Or well, was. He and Kim couldn't seem to do anything besides fight and canoodle recently, it was starting to affect their economies. Trump stroked the photos of Kim's ass blaster and let out a single, fanta colored tear.M:
Boris had received word that Trump had landed and adjusted his suit to match his chubby frame and messed up his hair to make it that perfect bowl cut that he knew drew women in and went to greet the gun loving incest man himself. "Good day Trump, how are you mate?"A:
Donald looked up at Boris and was instantly blown away. Boris has the most beautiful blond hair, something akin to his own. He wanted to flap his cocktus in it like a baby bird. Donald stretched his moist hand out to grasp Boris', making sure to firmly grip the palm, followed by a little freedom waggle with his eyebrows. Boris was just too much for him to be professional. He could deal with Kim later.M:
Boris's eyelashes fluttered seductively at the attention he revived from that potato man. "Well um, Mr Trump, I believe we are here to discuss the produce of my country, care to follow me to my office?" Boris asked, making sure to bobbing his head like a turkey. Both blondes stepped into Johnson's office, Boris slouching back into his chair and Trump remaining upright and stood. Boris moved a finger against the desk as he spoke "So, Donald," said man shivered at the use of his first name, "how are things with Kim?"A:
"Oh, Kim?" Donald forced a chuckle, trying to mask his instant anxiety. "We haven't talked in some time, you know, nukes can only be used once." Donald's eyes drifted down to the cow intestine textured lips in front of him, and thought of watermelon.M:
Boris's eyes softened in understanding but then brightened in a cunning plan, *this'll beat fucking over democracy for sure.* "Say Donald, I know we're here to discuss certain produce matters, but I can think of something else we could look at too." He purred. Trump looked up at him and Boris knew he'd caught that toupe for sure. Boris circled around the table, strutting as to show off his pancake ass, knowing how much the Americans loved their pancakes. "Say Trump, would you like to see my personal meat?"A:
"Personal meat? Well, you know how much I love meat" Donald shot up from the table, his buttcheeks clenching like a crushed juice box as he did so. He first dropped to his knees, then his palm and fucking crawled viciously at Boris. Boris let out a surprised noise but allowed the feral man to attach himself to him.M:
Boris in a flurry thanos snapped and their clothes were gone like that, upon Trumps questioning gaze from bellow, Boris spoke "It's the magic of tea and I would love to suck that tea out of your cock whilst I take you over a British flag old chap"A:
"Sounds like a plan ole buddy pal" Trump slaps his phat ass onto the wooden table before them and pries his chonky legs apart, his bald eagle whipping around. Trump attempts to attract Boris by wiggling his corny hips, he looks like one of those dreidels but it's super hot i swear.M:
Boris flails his anti-Theresa May stick around with a war cry of the British national anthem and proceeds to walk on his hands towards Trumps delicious Yorkshire pudding ass. "By jolly you look ravishing" Boris says before diving in and attaching his beef jerky lips to Trumps grilled chicken lips and they proceed to snog the life out of each either whilst Boris prepares Trumps patriotic fluttering hole.A:
As Boris thrusts his finger's into Trump's freedom orifice, he finds the present he left there for him. Boris pulls out a full sized American flag from Donald's keister, and throws a questioning glance at his partner. Donald replies "I wanted America to fuck me as hard as I fucked them over." Once the object is removed, Donald flops around the table while screaming in uwu.M:
Boris proceeds to poke his spotted dick into Trumps buns. Both mean groan in unison and anyone else in Parliament would know what was going on. Boris smirks to himself as he realises Jeremy will hear what he is doing to the American and thrusts harder earning a moan from Trump. Thrust after thrust Boris recited all of Brexit and how he fucked over England, and in response Trump spoke of how he fucked over America. They were truly the perfect couple. Both men knew they wouldn't last long but Boris was insistent to let Trump be the first to let go. Boris pulls away and grabs the British flag, turns around and wraps it around Trumps curly potato fry cock and continues to thrust into the man. "I'm reclaiming the colonies and it starts with your ass bitch" Boris moans and Trump whines in response.A:
"Please Bustin Tea Party in my ass Boris!!" Trump screams as he's thrown across the table with the force of Boris' tea-powered thrusts. Johnson yeets his pocket rocket into Trump's ass one more time, causing Trump to cum literal fucking cash, and Boris a full liter of tea. With boiling liquid seeping out of his bum, Trump relaxes his body on the table, his potato prick shrinking back into his body.M:
Both men were panting like wet dogs. Trump had ended up passing out due to the force of his og, and Boris grinned like a cat at what he had done. "Reclaiming the colonies. All it takes is one good fuck and now America will belong to the Queen again. Its God save America now."
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Exchanging meats~ Nuke Dat Ass sequel
HumorThe second part of our Nuke Dat Ass series. Me and my friend have worked hard lmao. In this book, Donald realises his issues with him and Kim as a couple, meanwhile Boris is wondering what he will do about produce in Brexit