Axel: What kind of title is that?
Once: Well, it's hard to make original titles for an ask book. You try sometime.
Axel: No.
Colt: *Playing TF2* Oh no. Oh gosh. Oh shit.
Denki: Young Colt can you please move? My internal battery is running low.
Colt: *Loses the match.* Dammit! Oh, huh? Yeah, sure. *Scoots aside.*
Reyer: *Kicks down door* guys there more! *Hands a labeled cookie to Lily*
Jacopo: Um... (Whispers) Yeah that butterfly, it's dead. Very dead. Sorry. (Not whispering) This ones yours Once!
Once: Hmm... The profile pic? It's from an undertake comic dub. It shows off my entire lifestyle in one picture.
Axel: That's kinda sad. My turn! They were all pretty much unphased. Then again, none saw my demon form, or whatever one calls it.
Edge: Excuse me what.
Randell: Do I get an ask? Ever?
Axel: Yes. Take. *Yeets*
Randell: Buckle up. My power converts pot plants, dead or alive, wet or dry, into metal. Uncast iron, specifically. The actual conversion is a but unpredictable, but I find if I make a shell of what I want, it ends up made. As for in general, there's 3 types of powers. Good powers, mediocre powers, and stupid powers. All of these can be subdivided, but that irrelevant. Good powers are like Cas's Ghost power. She can't die, doesn't get tired, doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep, can fly, possess others, and pass through walls, as well as vanish. Mine and Riley's powers are mediocre. Most powers follow a trend. The worse the power, the weirder. For example, having feet for toes. There was this one boy in grade school I had great synergy with. Not gonna lie, he is why I got into Exodus at all, considering how limited my power is. His power was that pot grew from his sweat glands. Riley got in because a combination of cat skill and intellectual prowess, though he was low on the passing roster.
Cas: Dude you need a TL:DR on that reply.
Colt: Now that 3 hours have elapsed, my turn.
Y!Axel: Our turn.
Cas: Chill, communist one.
Y!Axel: Who's idea was it to invite this one!
Shelly: Anyways... Why do we get the weird ones?
Y!Axel: *Reads.* Ok. Here's the jist of it. The fourth wall. First, if we got past, we would be captured, sent to some government, strapped down, and chopped up, for "science." Second, here's the thing. Everything is real. Our world just isn't real to you. Perspectives, guys.
Sly/Axel: *Claps*
Once: Dare time!
Y!Axel: Aight I'ma head out.
Once: First dare. You two *points at Cas and Randell* need to listen to the Monsters Inc theme for 10 hours. No interruptions. You'll get a cookie.
Randell: Dude my JAM!
Cas: *Already gone.*
Once: Where'd one of the headsets go?
Chappa: Where'd one of the bottles of vodka go?
Randell: Cas is in the table, getting wasted. I'd say stop her, but she's fine.
Once: You too. Here's you set. Next dare! Tertiary crew, you need to play Doom 2016 and watch this movie while you play. You can stop when the movie ends.
Rick: Back up and let the pro do this.
Y!Axel: Buddy! When did you get here?
Sue: Between panels.
Colt: Seems legit.
*Much time later.*
Colt: Never again...
Shelly: You're just bad lol.
Colt: *Sobbing hysterically* I knoooooow.
Once: Well, that's that.
Axel: But the other dare...
Once: They're having a blast. And do you really want to keep this up for 8 more hours?
Axel: No. Till next time it is.
Cas: *Drunken hiccups* It's not that bad when you can't tell if anything exists near you...
Chappa: Get out of the cupboard that's your 18th bottle in under 2 hours.
YOU ARE READING
Ask the OCs! (Abandoned)
AcakWell whoops how'd this get here? I had nothing better to do with my time and hey, it's an experience I wouldn't mind. New OCs will be late to the party, but I don't intend to drop this. So long as people utilize it... Idk. enjoy my mental breakdown...
