Once: Who let the anime in here?
Axel: Who let him in here? Oh wait...
Chappa: Been a while, huh?
Once: Spare me your lectures. We got a heap, mixed bag. And I had to rewrite all of these. Commander Cat attacked the Mailbox.
Jacopo: Another thing to add the repair costs...
Once: Funny you mention that... It was an ask.
Axel: Why?
Colt: Why not? Also do we get more games?
Rick: That shit slaps.
Y!Axel: GASP! *Covers Lily's ears.*
Once: ...yes. Dead by Daylight. Also Minecraft came with. And a Lily for Lily, and a Colt for Colt... Why would yall send a firearm to this madhouse...
Colt: A what now?
Axel: It's a gun you peasant. You kill people with it.
Y!Axel: Nooooo!
Once: Just... Go play in the back room.
Izuku: Why am I even here?
Sharanga: Because we're attached.
Axel: No one asked y'all go bother Denki!
Denki: Sir, why must you punish me?
Once: Aight next one. Small Axel take Lily out front, Big Axel is doing a face reveal.
Denki: Oh dear...
Axel: Ok kids this is what happens to people who Fortnite Dance in public. *Undoes shroud*
Rick: Well...
Sue: *Retches*
The cats: Rowr! * Runs outside*
Denki: Sir, it's gotten worse.
M!Riley: Nope!
Cas: Dude... That's lit.
Randell: This is why I have marijuana at all times... I'ma be sick.
Once: Buddy... Consider plastic surgery? Joke aside, Reyer, this one's yours.
Reyer: What do I do? Uh...
Axel, Jacopo, Chappa: Nothing.
Reyer: Hey!
Herobrin: Hide in the clouds all day.
Reyer: Guys stop! I rule the Valkrie city. It's a hard job!
Chappa: I teach thousands of prepubescent creatures how to do magic. At a time. Shut up.
Axel: Any more?
Once: Yes. Inklings, I got some for you. Oh wait they have a game, it's gonna be a while. Moving on... Guys which is better cake of ice cream.
Lily: Cake!
Axel: I don't eat real food.
Shelia: Cake doesn't melt as fast.
Chappa: I don't eat food.
Jacopo: Yes
Herobrin: I don't eat.
Cas: Ice cream.
M!Riley: Cake has more calories... Not good. *Poof's*
F!Riley: But I love the heck out of it.
Randell: Cake can be pit flavored, right? Or was that icecream?
Reyer: No. Also no.
Pheonix: Ever tried to eat icecream with wings?
Rick: Don't eat.
Sue: We both prefer cookies, not gonna lie.
Y!Axel: Motor oil. Kidding. Cake.
Once: I am a food person.
The cats: Meow?
Axel: No, the cake is not made of catfood.
Denki: I don't have a mouth.
Once: Next in line... Let's see... Nope their all for the inklings. This will take a while.
A while later...
Colt: Why am I so bad at all of this?
Shelly: Don't love it, but I still beat Colt everytime.
Edge: I beat both of y'all. Shut.
Once: Ok guys now I got more stuff.
Colt: Oh no? *Reads*
Edge: We feel temperatures normally. I don't know what you mean with this.
Cas: Do you melt of freeze? Cuz that's cool if you do.
Colt: No. But colds suck. You get frozen ink-snot all over your face. Shelly gets it off her face with an ice pick. I use Shelly's blow-dryer.
Edge: I jump out a second story window.
Axel: Aight people I found a video player. Time for the last 2.
Jacopo: Give me back my Kindle Fire you...
Lily: What?
Jacopo:... Mother ducking rear bag.
Cas: Wheeeeeze. Dude that took effort. I'm gonna re-die of laughter.
Randell: LMAO
Jacopo: You have permission to shut up.
Axel: Anyways.... Here you go. *Plays nuke video.*
Colt: I'm more afraid of the water than of the bomb, but oh well.
Edge: Maybe it will cure my depression.
Y!Axel: You don't have depression you have coffee withdrawal. Shush.
Shelly:...
Once: Aight squid time before Jacopo kills us. He won't be convulsing in rage from those crackjobs forever.
Axel: *Changes video* Welcome to your evolution.
Colt:... We know this.
Edge: Learned it when I was 7
Shelly: Wait... Are they in water?
Colt: Shelly... This is setting even baby squids know. Pay attention please...
Shelly: No.
Once: Aight I'ma end it here. Please welcome Sharanga and Corrupt Izuku from Blackest Retribution I'm leaving bye. *Window flip.*
Shelly: Neat...
Axel: He broke his wrist. He ain't Papyrus, he can't window flip.
Chappa: I'll get a bandaid...
Once: (Faintly) Forget you too!
Denki: Finally, time to charge... And the children have their game now. Shame. I'm going to go power down in the basement.
Axel: It's been like 2 minutes where'd that server list come from?
Colt: Dude this spicy server HeresyCraft is down, so we went to look for other servers.
Axel: ...Chappa pour a drink. Or fifty.
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Ask the OCs! (Abandoned)
De TodoWell whoops how'd this get here? I had nothing better to do with my time and hey, it's an experience I wouldn't mind. New OCs will be late to the party, but I don't intend to drop this. So long as people utilize it... Idk. enjoy my mental breakdown...
