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"i protec i attac and most importantly i break a chair over your head and it say crack"
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"you inspire my inner serial killer"
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"taking a dog named shark to the beach is a very bad idea"
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"pandas, living proof that you can be fat by eating salad"
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"i wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. i have ideas..."
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"deja poo. the feeling of having heard this crap before"
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"im not an early bird or a night owl, im some form of exhuated pigeon"
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"one day... im gonna make onions cry"
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