cool comebacks

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"use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed"
-unknown

"*sneezes* sorry im just allergic to your bullshit"
-unknown (it was from wattpad tag yourself if you came up with this)

"you remind me of a penny, two-faced and not worth much"
-unknown

"oh i was looking for you, you see mum told me to take out the trash but I couldn't find you"
-me

"i would roast you but mum told me not to burn trash"
-pinterest

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