"Okay! Time to start the next video!"
Zack: We're going to be together for ever and ever.
Cody: Of course we are my beloved. [Breaks off from Zack] Or so he thinks. For Paris is full of men, and I plan on shaking my bon-bons for each and every one of them.
Everyone started laughing.
-Scene change-
Zack: Don't forget to pack blankie.
Cheryl: Wednesday Adams needed a blankie?
Cody: Don't need it. I'm quitting cold turkey.
Kevin: You make it sound like it's drugs.
Zack: But it might come in handy. Say you run into a grizzly bear. You could take out your blankie, and he would laugh himself to death.
Cody: Or I can show him your report card.
Zack: Rude.
Jughead: *rolls eyes*
-Scene change-
Group: Galactic gladiators! [Group chest bump]
Cody: Careful! You know I have a sensitive sternum.
-Scene change-
Rebecca: Tyreesha, what do you want to be?
Cody: Oh I'm gonna be a hockey player. [girls stare at Cody] Or a princess. Whichever pays better.
Kevin: Am I the only one who's confused?
Jughead: My idiotic brother [Looks at Zack] made me do that so we could win $2,000 for new bikes.
-Scene change-
Cody: Missing you diary: Day two, hour three, minute... 19. And still... Miss... Ing... You!!!
Zack: Wow.
Everyone laughs
-Scene change-
Zack: This is great! This is our chance to get on TV!
Cody: Yeah, I always thought you'd be on TV, I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs.
Zack: Hey!
Zack: You mean as a magician?
Jughead: You're an idiot.
Cody: Yeah, that's it.
-Scene change-
Cody: Drew! We need to talk to you.
Drew: What?
Cody: Take - Take it away, Zack.
Fangs: Jughead Jones? Scared? I thought we would never see the day!
Jughead: You should have seen me when I was facing Penny Peabody. I was terrified.
Betty: That was a sad and terrifying day for the rest of us too, Juggie.
Veronica: I still have no idea why you did that.
Jughead: It was either me, or the serpents.
Moseby: What happened?
Alex: That will be shown. Later, though.
-Scene change-
Cody: Broken, beaten down at the hands of another.
Toni: What's this?
Jughead: [Sinks into his seat]
My heartless tormentor, my very own brother.
Sometimes I feel like he is cannon fodder.
While I sleep, he puts my hand in warm water.
Everyone laughs at that.
-Scene change-
Cody: Oh please! Do you realize how ridiculous your being?
Zack: Me? Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Everyone laughs
Cheryl: Black is definitely more your color.
Everyone nods their heads.
-Scene change-
Cody: Your gonna have to start making changes my friend.
Zack: No, no, no, I'm not gonna change for anybody, not even Maya.
Cody: [Starts laughing] That guy.
-Scene change-
Everyone: [Screaming]
Cody: Oh, Sorry, Leg cramp.
-Scene change-
Bailey: What did you want to talk about? [Cody looks at her weirdly] Do you have something in your eye?
Cody: No. I'm trying to wOo you wITh my eYes.
Everyone starts laughing.
Bailey: [Starts giggling]
Cody: Look, I don't know how long this relationship is going to last if your going to giggle every time I sPeAk.
[Bailey kisses Cody]
Cody: Hello Bailey.
-Scene Change-
[Cody doing an interpretive dance]
Betty: Do I wanna know?
Jughead: Nope.
-Scene change-
Willa: Hi, I'm Willa!
Zack: Hi I'm Zack, you are gorgeous!
Cody: And you are in a relationship. Where as I, Cody, am as free as air. Speaking of which, you wanna go grab some?
-Scene change-
[Cody as Tyreesha in the pageant]
-End of video song Suite Life theme song-
"That was... wow." Sweet Pea speaks up.
"I forgot that you were here, Sweet Pea." Jughead says.
"Is Sweet Pea a nickname or something?" Zack says.
"No." Jughead answers, glaring at Zack.
"Okay! Let's go on to the next one, before Jughead punches someone!" Alex said, laughing nervously.
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FanfictionJughead Jones is not who he says he is... He plays it off as if he is a bad boy detective, but no. On the inside, he is still the big nerd that he was before his brother betrayed him. ------ Hey! So, I've been reading a lot of these recently, but t...
