[ south park ]

Stan Marsh | Craig Tucker

requested by - PLANXTAS
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Being the new kid was hard. (y/n) walked down the stairs and straight into the kitchen. "You excited for your fist day of school?" Their father lowered the newspaper he was reading in order to look at their child. They shrugged, grabbing the cereal out of the pantry.

"No one is excited for thier first day in a new school." They spoke through a mouthful of cereal. "Maybe you'll make a new friend!" Their mother smiled, kissing the top of their head. (y/n) laughed slightly and tried not to choke on their cereal. They walked over to the bus stop with a stomach full of both butterflies and cereal. There stood four boys who seemed to be yelling about something. "Why don't we ask them?!" A boy in a green hat pointed over to you, "Milk before or after your cereal?" He seemed weirdly passionate about a question that sounded very dumb.

"I just grab a handful of cereal and a handful of milk that I try to slurp before it all slips through my fingers." The green hat boy blinked and turned to ask a new person who had been passing by the bus stop. A boy in a blue and red hat laughed. "I'm Stan, you're the new kid who moved in down the street right?" They nodded while playing with the straps of their backpack. "These are my idiot friends, Kyle's the one in the green hat, Kenny in the orange hoodie, and Fatass." The boy in question punched Kyle which confused (y/n) because he wasn't the one talking, "Or ya know Cartman if you want to use his name but Fatass works better." "I'm (y/n)... please call me (y/n)." They smiled as the bus pulled up and they clammored onto the bus. Stan offerend the spot next to him, leaving Kyle to sit next to Butters. Stan gave (y/n) a run down of who's who at South Park and invited them to go with them and his friends to play some video games.

After the agonizingly embarassing introduction the teacher pointed the empty seat, "Why don't you sit next to Craig and then Craig why don't you show (y/n) around during lunch?" The boy in question shrugged. They gave a smile to Stan before sitting down next to Craig. During lunch Craig allowed (y/n) to follow them around while he gave them a really sarcastic introduction to South Park and the students. He smiled softly when he heard them laugh at one of his sarcastic comments. Craig's tour ended in the cafeteria where he offered them a spot at his table. "These are my friends, the idiot in the letterman is Clyde, the one with the airpods is Token, the one who won't stop telling you jokes as soon as I shut up is Jimmy and finally next to you is Tweek." Clyde frowned at his introduction but waved eitherway, Token glared and removed his airpods, Jimmy grinned and Tweek flinched but gave them a small smile. "Guys this is (y/n)."

Across the cafeteria Stan glared intensely in the direction of Craig's table, "If you're not going to eat that can I have it?" Cartman pointed to Stan's tater tots. "Earth to Stan." Kyle waved his hand over his eyes, "Cool so I'll be taking your tater tots." Stan shook his head. "How could they sit with Craig?" Stan grabbed a tater tot and stared at it before shoving his plate in Cartman's direction.

"Why would they pick Craig's side?" Stan whined, his uneaten tater tot stayed uneaten in his hand. Kyle rolled his eyes, "They haven't picked anything, plus they can do whatever they like dude." Stan just looked up, his puppy dog eyes made Kyle's already apparent frown deepened.

After school a small problem arose. As (y/n) was walking out, keeping a small conversation with Tweek as they did so. "Underpants Gnomes sound like little assholes to me." They opened the doors and stepped out into the cold air. "What the?" (y/n) frowned at the scene before them. Craig stood with his arms crossed across from Stan who seemed to be mimicking his pose.

"(y/n)!" Both Stan and Craig spoke at the same time.
"Yes?" They looked between the two boys.
"You have to pick." Kyle spoke and paused in order to add dramatic effect, "These two idiots want you to pick who you'd rather hang out with."
"well that one is easy!" (y/n) smiled at both boys, "I liked hanging with both of you, and I don't really see a problem diving my time between you two." Both boys stared at (y/n) and in the back (y/n) noticed Cartman handing Kyle a 10$ bill.