The crack files (Bakugoxdeku)

Chapter 1

Izuku POV

"No homo tho." Bakugo mutters. This bitch, I hate him. It all started a long ass week ago >:(

-Flashback-

   "Oi, Deku." Bakugo screams, slamming my locker in my face. We just got out of training and we're changing into our uniforms again. Kacchan mentioned he had something to ask me. We were the last two in the locker room at this point. I was too nervous to get dressed quickly. I guess he was waiting for me to finish.
   "What now kaachan?" I say in my usual sassy tone.
   "Heard you fucked shinso." Bakugo says cockily.
   "Bro it would be the other way around tho." I crack a smirk knowing it pissed him off. Bakugo looks a little pissed after I said that but I don't care.
   "Well is it true or not dumbass?" Bakugo says through gritted teeth.
   "Nah, I know he's Denki's man," I patted his shoulder, "Lighten up."
   "Well have you ever fucked a dude," he says smirking down at me. He's a little too close for comfort right now. I'm practically against the lockers at this point.
   "And if I have?" Voice cracking a little. 'Dammit' I curse to myself. "Why do you care?"
   "I don't, just curious," He scratches the back of his head, "come on we're gonna be late." He grabs my arm and pulls me to the door of the locker room. I yanked my arm out of his grasp and decide I finally have my confidence back.
   "I don't think you are telling the whole truth here kaachan," I taunt "I think there is a different reason you are asking all these questions."
   "Yo bros what's up." Kirishima appears out of nowhere. "Yo Midoriya heard you fucked Denki's man not cool bro."
   "Where you getting this shit from? That bitch looks like a fucking emo troll doll." I say using Bakugo's own joke.
   "Bro imma beat ur ass for stealing my joke." Bakugo says, pissed.
   "Who told you guys that?" I ask, irritated. They look at each other for a moment.
   "Denki." they say in unison.
   "Well guess I'm gonna go talk to him and tell him the truth," I say confidently.
   "You better hope he'll talk to you," Kirishima said as I walk out the door to find Denki.

-timeskip to find Denki-

   "HEY!!!!! KAMINARI!!!!" I say running towards him, " I... didn't...... fuck...... ur man." I pant.
   "Sorry, what?" he says annoyance clear in his voice.
   "I didn't have sex with shinso, I don't know where you heard that from but it's a lie" I say finally catching my breath.
   "Who didn't have sex with me?" Shinso asks from behind me. "Oh hey Midoriya haven't seen you since last night." He winks.
   "Bro I was playing minecraft last night ask Iida," I say, "We got 6 diamonds and my dog died, besides Sundays are for bros not hoes."
   "Really, what's this then." Shinso pulls down his collar to reveal a hickey. "Don't you remember huh?" I feel like I took a punch to the gut.
   "What do you mean... I didn't... I would never," I feel the tears start to fall down my cheeks.
   "Oi, why the fuck is deku crying again," Bakugo says from behind kaminari, I quickly wipe my tears, not wanting Bakugo to see me so vulnerable. "Besides, Deku was screaming my name all last night." he says smirking.
   "Wha-" Bakugo slaps my ass signaling me to go along with it. "Ow, that hurt."
   "Sorry, forgot you were still tender," He smirks. Shinso looked at us with disbelief. "So how about you stop spreading lies about my bitch?"

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