The crack files (Bakugoxdeku)

Chapter 2

"Bro, why'd you tell him that?" I ask. It was now the end of the day and it was only me and Bakugo left in the classroom. Kaminari and Shinso believed the lie that I slept with kaachan, but I don't understand why he'd help me.
"What do you mean deku," he says in his gruff voice as he started moving closer to me.
"You know what I'm talking about," I say with an unamused face.
"Well maybe you should be a little more grateful. I saved you from your ass getting electricuted."
"Yeah but now they think we're a thing." My voice cracks.
"And?" He says cockily. Kaachan starts cornering me between two of the classroom walls.
"And we aren't." I snap.
"Then we'll make them think we are."
"And why would I want to do that?" I ask. Kacchan chuckles a little.
"You don't want to get in trouble with Denki do you?" He asks.
"Alright then how do we convince them? We don't exactly like or get along with each other." I say matter of factly.
"Well you can start by not acting like I'm gonna kill you everytime I come near you." He punches my shoulder.
"But..... what if..... they ask us to..... prove it?" I ask embarrassed.
"I don't know then we'll kiss or some shit." He scratches the back of his neck. "We can practice now if you want." He smirks.
"Nah I'm good." My voice cracks for what seems like the hundredth time today. I don't understand what it is about Bakugo that makes me feel so nervous and on edge. It's probably from the years of abuse and bullying.
"Well you asked idiot, and if we do get asked you better be prepared to show them what they want." He said looking a little pissed.
"Ah young Midoriya and young Bakugo what are you two still doing here? School is over you should be in your dorms!!" All might suddenly appeared in the doorway. Bakugo backed away from me so we could grab our stuff and get out.

-timeskip to on the way to the dorms-

"Man how the fuck do I get cockblocked by all might." Bakugo sighed.
"What the fuck do you mean cockblocked we weren't going to even do anything." I say now kinda glad all might was there. As we enter the common room, I feel everyone's eyes on us.
"Hey man glad you could finally land a date, but come on how long have you guys been meeting up with each other." Kirishima says as he puts an arm around Bakugo.
"Eh like a month, I haven't really kept track." Bakugo says nonchalantly. Imma kill him when this thing is over.
"A month seems like a pretty long time to keep it a secret -kero-." Tsu says confused.
"Well we didn't know how everyone was going to react to it." I say looking down at my hands.
"Izuku I totally support you it's just..." Uraraka says "but why him." she whispers the last part so only I could hear. I wanna slap a hoe. Even if he's my fake man she shouldn't be talking shit about him.
"Uh Midoriya, a word real quick," Iida, who has been quiet, stands up and pulls me out of earshot. "Look you and I both know you didn't have intercourse with Bakugo last night, we were on the craft till 3 am."
"It was 12, and yes I know, but kaminari didn't believe that, so Bakugo stepped in. I think this is for the best, maybe he'll be nicer to me now," I say, "Besides we'll have to 'break up' at some point right?"
"Hey nerd, come on, you must still be tired from last night, lets go to bed." Bakugo puts his arm around my shoulder and leads me to his dorm.
"Hey I was talking to someone-" he grabs my arm and pushes me against the wall.
"What the fuck were you doing telling iida everything. What if he blabs?" He says now clutching both my arms too tightly,
"Iida don't snitch," I reply, "besides, he already knew the truth why should I have lied to him?"
"Whatever, but if he do snitch then I ain't saving you next time." He says looking quite upset. He lets go and starts to open his door.
"Kaachan!!" I blurted out. He looks at me, "I'm sorry I'll talk to iida and make sure he won't say anything." Bakugo smirks and puts his hand on my head.
"Goodboy." He says praising me. I don't know why but now I feel ... happy, like I finally did something right in my relationship with kaachan.

~hello readers here is chapter two I hope you enjoyed it we might be posting daily now but I'm not sure. I will see y'all next chapter!!!