Chapter 1
one day many moons ago ther waz 2 rlly gay boyz namd lewis nd harold.
dey wer in biggest boyband in t world cald wandai wrection wif other idiots namd zen leyum nd neil
"erm...lewis?"
"yah harold"
"u wan 2 to hav sex" harold askd politly
"nuu da boyz r rite next door"
"erm...idc"
"okie but im topping ths time ur a fag ur on te bottom" lewis said
"erm...rude much!"
"sry...." lewis mumbled
jus then a wild neil horan apeard
"hello der boyz! can I film te sextape"
"neil....u already filmd us las nite go away lettuce do buttsex in peace u filthy pesent!"
"o...." neil sayd
"lewis tht waz roode u kno neil is sensitiv!!1!"
"tru but idc" lewis said and thn snaped his fingrz in a gay fashion
neil waz v sad until a wild leyum apeard!!!1!!
"no sex 2nite larry u need to get ready 4 te show" leyum says
"u aren't te boss of us u old man" lewis said
"tru" neil agreed
"yah I am erm im daddy directin nd I say no sex 2nite do u her me boyz!"
"shaht up ye old coot we wanna hav sex u cnt tell us wut 2 do!" harold yelled
then a zen popped into t room.
"erm.....is ths larry + niam 4sum!?????" he quetioned
"yah lol" said neil
t oder boyz nod in agrement
"erm im str8 nd have hot gf i dnt need to be in dis gay ass band " zen said and then dashed out te tour bus in tears
"stop da bus!!" neil screamd. te bus cam 2 a halt and all te boys ran off looking 4 zen
neil n lewis n harold lookd evrywher but culdnt find zen !
jus then a wild simon cowell aproached wandai wrection
"where's zen! concert iz in 10 mints!!!!" simon scremed
all da boyz stood in silentce and leyum sayd "idek"
Zens POV
i stormd out te bus su mad cuz im only str8 one in me band. it gets ruff sumtimes bein wif a bunch of fags im jus the only str8 one
I jus luv 2 smoke weed and plow pussy all day ery day doode I get all da bitches
wait.....erm....am I gay????? nuuuuuuuu of corse not I hav hot gf she hot af I luv her so m not gay nu
but neil is kinda cute idk
wat no zen stahp ur not homo
or am i??????
erm this is not da time 2 think abut dis I gotta get bak 2 da bus
oh nu concert in 10 mints! gotta run back 2 da bus quik!
*runs to bus*
erm...i iz back guyz
lewis POV:
"oh m gee zen we wer su worrid" leyum says
"yah i was scard we wuldnt b able 2 smoke weed anymor mate!" I sayd cuz me n zayn luv weed
"erm lewis u betr not b smoking weeds anymor or no bj for u 2nite !" harry said.
erm I jus won't tel him about te weed cuz then I'll get drugz and a bj su I win lol
"......"
"ok time 2 go lads!" simon says
jus then a wild eleanwhore appears
"LEWIS WHERE HAV U EVN BEEN U DINT CAL ME BACK U BETR NOT B DOIN GAY STUF AGEN UR WIF ME NOW DO U HER ME LEWI-"
"nasty ass hoe stfu u fckn whore im gay af I luv ridin on harolds dick u fckn dyke bitch skanksquatch I ain't doin shit wif u go kys" I said.
lolz im sassy af
"da fuck" el says and runs away cryin
"lol" neil says
"yah baby u mine 5evr lolz get it it's like 4ever but our band has 5 dudez SU it's 5evr lulz" harold says but dnobody ever laughs at his stoopid joks but he coote so idrc lol
"erm.....let's jus go den" simon said
