Chapter 2
today lewis waz gunna get harold a b day present cuz it almost his b day lulz.
lewis went in into te bathroom t get ready but he alredy perfec suu he dint do much lol
lewis put on his pink tiara and he waz redy 2 sass bitchez.
he went 2 him and harolds fav store cald fag world
"hello welcom 2 fag wor-"
OMG!! lewis coulnt beleve who he saw wrking at fag world!
"zen wtf y r u wrking here erm u arnt even gay da fuk???"
"erm......I ken explain" zen said
all of a sudden perrie walkd into fag world
"da fuck zen what da fuk r u doing here u rnt even gay ur dating me!"
"erm perri y did u even waltz in here!!!????????"
"OMG PERI IZ LEBANESE!'l" lewis screamed
"peri iz it tru?" zen wispered v dramaticly almos in tears
"erm......yah i m datin jesy lol" peri saiid
zen waz heartbroken so him nd lewis went 2 go smoke some weed lol
"chicken n chile!!!!" lewis said whilst smoking weed
"woop woop woop" zen said
"lewis"
"ya zen???"
"i kno u like dick mate"
"tru" lewis said and then the 2 mates laughed and lit anoder joint. it was a beautiful moment 4 all da zouis shippers!!
then lewis went home cuz he needed 2 hav sex wif his actual bf lmao
"erm lewis wher even hav u been !!" harold sounded v mad
"sry jus went 2 get u bday present bae"
"aw ilysm lets fuck"
"lmao k"
then they had sex and lewis topped of course duh
zens POV
after I smokd weed wif lewis on mi break I had 2 get bak to work at fag world no homo tho lmao im straight af
jus then whilst working in fag world a wild leyum apeared
"zen y tf r u in fag world y r u working here"
"........" I had no words
jus then miranda cosgrove entered
"da fuck zen y u working at fag world" says miranda
then jensen ackles came in
"zen wtf" he said
along came nicholas cage
"ZEN WTF Y R U AT FCKIN FAG WORLD R U LYKE GAY OR SUMTHIN????????"
then a pastor came in and tried 2 preach about gay being sin
"homosexual is sin against jesus!!11!!" this store is sin and should b closed down asap!!!!!121!!5!" he preached 4 awhile it was rlly stupid and boring lmao
then jesus came down from da heavens and slapped da preacher dude
"nigga pls u fckin idiot my bible says I luv everyone even gays so stfu and go eat shit asshole"
eveyone clapped bc jesus totes just sassed him 2 shame
"Zen wtf I dnt remembr making U gay??" jesus said
"OK U WANNA KNO Y IM WRKIN HERE GUYZ??????" I shouted
" ye" they all said
"im werking at fag world cuz......."
a/n - CLIFFHANGER OOOHHH
