My phones an alarm for me in the morning, and all my songs are about like love and heart break...and I feel this way about my bed.
For example:
Stay With Me by Sam Smith-
First few lines:
"Guess it's true I'm not good at a one night stand,
but I still need love cause I'm just a man.
These nights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave will you hold my hand?
Oh won't you stay with me?
Cause your all I need
This ain't love it's clear to see
But darling stay with me......" I MEAN ITS LIKE MY BEDS FUDGING TALKING TO ME!!!
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Jokes! (And relatable stuff but we're just gonna go with Jokes!)
HumorThis book is filled with tumblr posts, corny jokes, jokes, riddles, and some relatable stuff.
