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Abbachio assaults a child

Leone Abbachio was not a violent man. This is not to say he didn't possess  a violent nature, because he did. He simply avoided things he considered worthy of violence. Very few things could truly draw his ire. One of them was his 17 year old gang boss Giorno Giovanna, and the other was something he had kept hidden for years. He was extremely triggered by children playing soccer. This was not irrational, as children playing soccer had almost killed him one time . This was brought out in an unfortunate manner one sunny, Saturday afternoon.  Abbachio was sent out to get supplies. This was not a role he was familiar with. Usually Fugo, another gang member, would be sent to do it. But he was away discovering what type of music girls like. Giorno couldn't be sent out for such a simple job, and Mista couldn't be motivated to get up. Although a swift kick to the head with Moody Blues would sort him out, Abbachio didn't feel like using his stand. He'd just piss in Mista's Sparite later. That left only Bucciarati, Narancia,and him This was not a good situation. On the one hand, Abbachio could get out of work. But on the other, it meant that either Abbachio's lover who he had nearly seen killed two years ago would be out on the streets alone, or it meant that the 19 year old idiotic orange boy who nearly got himself and another gang member killed last time he went shopping. Abbachio made the obvious decision to do it himself. On his way he decided to go to a park to pick some flowers to put on his partners grave. He'd come to terms with his mistake, but he still liked to pay his respects. This was a mistake. In the middle of the park,  there was a soccer game going on. One of the players kicked the ball into a tree. That player was a little boy wearing the number 3 jersey. He ran up to Abbachio and asked him to get it for them. Abbachio promptly booted him in the head and ran off. He could buy the flowers at the grocery store. On his way back he saw the kid was still up and about. He tried to sneak by but the kid ran up and, as expected, was pissed. Unfortunately for him, this gay goth man was also a gangstar, and if you run up on a gangstar, you're going to be punched many times. So Abbachio beat this kid for a while. If it was a manga it would probably have been like 21 pages. He then went to the gang's base, pissed in the Sparite bottle, and went to go do the one thing in life he truly enjoyed: Spend time with his boyfriend.