Spideypool - One Shots

9 - Unexpected visit

A tiny bit of IronStrange.
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It was another great day at school. Haha. Not. Peter sighed and rocked his chair to lean against the back of the classroom. Their teacher, Mr Jones was rambling on about World War One. In any case, nobody was listening. Half of the class were playing, the other half were using their phones.

So, of course, Peter took out his phone too. Ned was sleeping which caused Peter to chuckle softly. He scrolled through Instagram until he received a message from an unknown number.

Unknown: 'Heyyy, Spidey!'

Peter almost fell off his chair. Only one person calls him that.

Peter: 'DP?'

DP: 'Yep!'

Peter sighed and rubbed his eyes tiredly.

Peter: 'How did you get my number?'

DP: 'I may or may not have stolen Tin Can's phone and searched through his contacts to find ur number.'

Peter chuckled and smiled fondly. He was never going to admit that, he, Peter Parker, has a crush on Deadpool. His dads would skin him alive. The eighteen-year-old couldn't help it though.

Peter: 'Huh. Never thought you'd do it.'

They chatted for a while longer until the bell rang. The entire class stood up making loud noises. "Remember your work, class!" Mr Jones said.

"Hey, Ned," Peter shook Ned's shoulders jolting him awake.

"Class ended? Well, that was quick," Ned mumbled. Peter rolled his eyes but smiled. "Well, you did sleep the entire lesson," he pointed out. Ned shrugged and they left the classroom.
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"I have to take this call," Ned said and pointed to his phone. Peter nodded his head and went back to placing his books in his locker. He didn't notice that his surroundings had gotten exceptionally quiet.

When he did, he raised an eyebrow and close his locker halfway. He didn't expect someone to be standing behind the locker door. He yelped and threw his locker door open again.

The man chuckled as Peter tried to calm his breathing. He huffed and slammed the door shut while glaring at Deadpool. "What the hell are you doing here?" He hissed at the older man.

The mercenary shrugged and grinned underneath his mask. "Can't I see my favourite person?" He asked. Peter blushed and sighed. He ran a hand through his hair before remembering he was still in school with a large crowd around them. He widened his eyes and dragged Deadpool out.

"Is Parker crazy?"

"How does he know Deadpool?"

"Isn't he a mercenary?"

Peter ignored all the questions and dragged Deadpool out of school. "Seriously? In my school?" He asked and raised an eyebrow. Wade shrugged.

"How'd you find me anyway?" He asked out of curiosity. Wade smirked.

"There isn't a lot of Peter in your class," he said a matter of factly. Peter rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Oh and I'm taking you out on a date. Seven," he said grinning underneath his mask. Peter rolled his eyes but smiled.

"You know my dads will kill you right?" He asked and crossed his arms. Deadpool shrugged snd lifted his mask to the bridge of his nose. He leaned down and kissed Peter. The young arachnid was taken back by surprise but didn't pull back.

Wade pulled back smirking at a flabbergasted Peter. "Cat got you tongue, baby boy?" He asked and smirked. Peter blushed and smacked his arm lightly. "Shut up," he mumbled.

"PETER STARK!"

Peter winced and sighed. "I think you should run before dad kills you," he said. Wade laughed and gave him a last kiss before teleporting away. This of course didn't go unnoticed by Tony Stark. He flew in with his Iron suit.

"Get back here, Wade!" Tony shouted and flew up onto one of the buildings.

Peter felt a hand on his shoulder and he looked up. "I think it's better if we stop your dad. As much as I disapprove of your relationship with the mercenary, killing him won't help," Stephen said. Peter chuckled and nodded his head. They stood there and watched as Iron Man shot his lasers at Deadpool.
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