Object Show Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

Taking Requests (CLOSED)

AS OF 1/17/20, PLEASE STOP REQUESTING.

hey gamers what's up

so, I've had thoughts. and I've debated for a long, long while

the reason why i was so stressed on my older account was because i was overloaded with requests, and things i didn't want to do, but i was afraid to disappoint fans...
i was a dumb fuck —still am but i know a little more— and i now know how to say no to people, or simply not do any requests.

so, guys, im puffing up my chest in bravery and grabbing my Minecraft diamond axe with my Minecraft dog, and asking you all to request a oneshot :)

i have..... limits tho

i can only do one at a time
I caught a few people on my old book asking when their request was gonna be done... i really can only do one at a time, and when i do it may take a while because i 1) either have no ideas; 2) i don't want to do it ((i'll usually tell)); and some other third option, so, please keep that in mind

i am NOT doing nsfw

i am NOT, repeat NOT doing nsfw! only because last time i did that.... that's ALL the requests were. im not even kidding. it was so annoying, frustrating, upsetting- it got tiring to where i just didn't do any nsfw for a very long time besides a few rps with like, two people. all of them weren't good, they were rushed, and just didn't have a good vibe to it. i also don't like writing it because i don't know what people like, so im not doing it, do not ask, do not try to do anything, please. if you do, ill ignore you, and if you do it again, ill block. thanks :)

im still doing my own things

gamers, i still am doing my own stories n stuff since oneshots do get boring writing, especially since most people come here for ships, which is nice! but i don't like just ships, so just keep that in mind, ty

[EDITED]

these are the objects i won't write ships with:
Rocky
Grassy
Box
Firey Jr
i won't do them because i find them to be children :)

i won't do x readers

x readers are, weird to me. ik in my recent chapter i did one, but that was a simple re-write of one that already existed. please do not request one. ty :)

i accept all ships!

of course, crackships are allowed! the only thing i won't do is incest [that doesn't count yin-yang since they actually aren't brothers, said by Adam himself, or it has yet to be proven. if i am wrong please let me know], child x older or anything related to that subject!!!

really, that's all

so, here are the object shows i know

bfdi-bfb
ii
object invasion (VERY LITTLE! so just, don't expect much)
object overload
object redundancy
inanimate fight-out
object terror

uh that's all i can think of

you guys dont have to do just ships!
it can be just. gore yknow? or just a bromance r something!!
writing ships over and over again can get boring, trust me lol
so just say if you wanna ship or not PLEASE! (or else i most likely wont do it.....)
so uhmmm yeah that's all i can think of!!

oh boy, here we go...