Penelope Pan

Goodmorning Mr. Baker

Look. Auradon isn't as good as it seems. There are a few...people around here who just suck...
Like Chad. He's just a straight up jerk.
And Aubrey...something about her just seems...evil...

Ding ding

Oh I'm here!

"Morning Pat. Morning Anastasia!" I wave to them, Anastasia popping her head out from behind the counter.

"Oh dear. School has just started and your already here for stress croissants." Anastasia tutted.

"What did Chad do this time?" Pat, the baker, looked back towards the till as he filled it with the money from the last customer.

"The usual."

"Oh dear. Here you go darling" Anastasia handed me a bag, filled to the brim with croissants.

"Thanks."

"Also can you look out for Annie for me? She just joined school." Pat pipped up.

"Of course sir. Thanks for the croissants!" I payed and left the bakery.

As I was walking, I pumped into someone.
"Sorry." I muttered, not even bothering to look up. When they didn't move out of my way, I looked up to glair at the person. All I saw was a long black cloak. All I could see was a large frown.
"Excuse me!"

"Right. Sorry." And they moved out the way. I continued walking home.

When I got back, I saw James, my cousin (and son of Dr John Darling), leaning on his locker...talking to...

TIGER LOIS!

Let me explain. My dad used to be 'friends' with a girl called Tiger Lily. After he married Wendy, Tiger Lily found a new love. She had a son...Tiger Lois.
Long story short...we dated
And shorter story even shorter...he broke my heart...with Aubrey...

And you wonder why I hate her so much!

"Hi Penelope!" James waves at me.

THIS
IS
WHY
I
NEED
TO
TELL
MY
COUSINS
THINGS!

"H...hi James." I said, walking up to him.
"Penelope! Just the person I wanted to talk to!" I groaned. I'd rather be kidnapped by a pirate.

But they would have to have a hook or something cool.

"What do you want, 'darlin'?"
"James, could you leave us a moment." James gave me a weird look, which i returned, and reluctantly left.
"I want to get back together...with you.." He smiled trying to make me remember the good old days.

Pfft what good old days

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES

"No."
"What?"
"I said no! I'm not getting back with a stuck up little butt face of a jerk like you! I would rather have to kiss a pirate to save my voice."

If your wondering why I'm obsessed with pirates, it's because I've only just found my dad's story and I LOVE Captain Hook! HE'S SO COOL!
Don't ask!

"Pfft! Yea! Like you'd kiss Harry to save yourself."

Don't ask me

"Please Penelope! I love you."
"Yea! That must be what you thought when you kissed that troll!"
"Please! I'm actually begging you!"
"Why don't you beg me when you have a nice bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates? And maybe you should learn TO ACTUALLY CONVINCE PEOPLE!" and I stepped on his toe, using my incredibly harp heals, and stormed off. I heard him scream in pain and cry out. That was when I did the worlds greatest smirk.

I'm having way to much fun.

"Penelope, your needed in Fairy Godmother's office. Please and thank you." I heard, groaning in 2 seconds of hearing my name. I've only been here 5 hours. What have I done now?

I entered the office, scared to see my mum, my dad, fairy god mother, Mr. Baker (who had a cast on), Anastasia and Fairy Godmother, who looked more angry at me then ever.

And I stole some fairy cakes once.

"Young lady! What have you done with Ms Annie?"
"I haven't seen her."
"DON'T LIE!"
"Fairy Godmother! Penelope would do this!" Mr. Baker argued.
"WELL EVIDENCE PROVES OTHERWISE!"
"Please! There must've been a mistake! My daughter wouldn't do this and you know it!"
"ITS IN HER NATURE, PAN!"
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, YOU TINY LITTLE ANNOYANCE! IT WASN'T HER FAULT!"

What?
I'm now incredibly confuzled.

"OK IF SOMEONE DOESN'T TELL ME WHATS GOING ON IM GOING TO STAB THE CLOSEST THING TO ME!"
I'm pretty sure I heard dad say "that's my girl."

"Someone attacked the bakery and told me to give them the money. When I said no, they broke my arm...and...it was you.."
"That's not possible, I was talking to Tiger Lois."
"Jerk." Dad muttered, and helped as mum stepped on his toe.

"That's what I said darling." I turned to see Tiger Lois leaning on the wall of the room. I rolled my eyes at his stupid behaviour.
"See! I have an alibi!"
"But this video shows otherwise!"
"What video, fairy godmother? What could you possibly have against me!"

Then it began to play.
The worst and best thing that has ever happened, ever. To me.
Ever.

"Hey guys! It's Aubrey here with Chad!"
"Sup?"
"And we are just walking to the bakery to get some food and then we are...is that...Penelope?"
"Hm?"
"Oh I need to apologise."
"For what?"
"Stuff...lets go."
They walked into the bakery to see a person in a cloak talking to Mr.Baker.

"You can't take the money!"
"Oh yea?"
"Yes!" Then the cloak fell, showing Penelope, in her usual outfit and holding Melificent's staff.
"Penelope?" Everyone at the scene of the crime gasped.
"That's me. Now hand over the money."
"Never!"
"Ok then. The hard way it is." And 'I' walked up to the baker and twisted his arm.
There was a snap.
And his arm was in a weird position.

"Ow!"
"It did hurt." The baker admitted. "But it couldn't be her!"
"I was with her!" Tiger Lois called out. Tears began to form and slide down my face. Tiger Lois pulled me into a hug.
A much needed hug.
Even if it was from a jerk like him.
"I'm sorry. I don't remember doing it. I didn't do it but I'm sorry."

"Young lady, there is only one option."
"Please Fairy Godmother. Don't do this to my daughter. Not her. You did it to me, don't do it to her too."
"Dad?"
"I sentence you to a lifetime on the isle."
"MUM? DAD?"
"PLEASE FAIRY GODMOTHER!" Everyone in the room begged for me.
"Mum! Please help me." Two guards dragged me by the arm out of the room.
"PENELOPE!"

Here yall go! So ye I'm continuing and I'm incredibly sorry for the spelling of literally everything! So if you could just remind me or correct me in the comments that would be much appreciated! Thanks guys!