Calypso

Assumptions

I was just getting changed in the boys bathrooms slash changing room after a game of capture the flag. All us guys who felt like showering were in here either just rinsing the sweater off or having a proper yet quick shower. Thankfully the no homo here was like 'if I gave it a go I'd try with you' so we got dried and dressed in the centre of the shower side of the bathroom, I was drying myself as I listened to the guys talking like usual.

"Dude I bet she gets so wet." Someone said.

Ugh they always do this.

"'Bet she's a squirter."

They always talk about Calypso because she's hot and a goddess no less.

"What's a squirter?" Cecil asked.

"You know some girls squirt when they cum."

"Seriously?" Cecil mustn't have heard of it, I haven't ether.

"Yeah Katie does, it's like a little sprinkler." Travis says.

"Hey Leo does Calypso squirt? She gets super wet doesn't she?" Some guy I don't actually know personally asks.

"No." I say shortly as I get dressed.

"She get wet though? Some girls get wet enough you could use it like lube." Some other guy asks.

What the fuck? Who says that? Also who asks a dude how wet his girlfriend gets? It's none of their business. It's always one thing or another, how big her breasts are, how wet she gets when she's aroused, how nice her ass is, how much she can take it's infuriating. Her breasts and butt aren't even obscenely large at all, she's a goddess so she chooses how she looks and the appearance she chose is beautiful but far less extreme or sexualised as many other gods. I use present tense because they gave her her godly hood back when they gave Apollo his, they figured she also completed the trials and certainly didn't deserve losing that as well as the previous punishment on Ogygia. So she's back to being a titan and immortal, I know 'aren't you scared she'll leave you because she'll live while you die?' No, she loves me, I love her and she made me her immortal lover not long ago. It's great, nymphs prepare me for her sometimes, it's relaxing they wash me and dry me with warm winds before dressing me up and guiding me to wherever Calypso is waiting. Chiron says it difficult to tell how much more powerful I've become because we didn't see the full extent of my powers before she did, I haven't even used my powers to their greatest ability yet; I don't see the need.

As I was thinking I heard things like 'Calypso's gotta be great in bed, she's had like thousands of years of practice.' And 'yeah I bet she can take it great.' I'm actually glad Calypso has experience, I'm glad on of us has or I was when I lost my virginity. I find it relieving that one of us has experience and can make sure we don't do anything dangerously wrong, I just felt less scared about it going awful with Calypso's knowledge, it gave me confidence. And most of that time Calypso only could musterbate but still the she got laid occasionally when someone fell on her island and obviously before that.

"Hey how much she take?" Some guy asks me.

I'm gonna tell them, they're way off and I'm so fucking sick of this shit.

"Seven five." I say out of nowhere, most guys turn to me because I usually don't say much when they pull this shit.

"Calypso is not Seven foot five." The dude laughs.

"Maybe 5'7 but dude what do you take us for?" Jake laughs in a friendly way he and our brothers thankfully never take part in this Calypso this, Calypso that bullshit.

"Inches." I say, I never said it was her hight.

"Dude your dicks out now and that does not reach 7'5 erect." Malcolm gestured to my exposed crotch.