1. "Fuck, I feel like I've been hit by a car"
2. "Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?"
3. "I'm tired of being your secret"
4. "Do you think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
5. "Who gave you that black eye?!"
6. It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick up line."
7."I'm like 75% sure this wont explode."
8. "You're bleeding on my carpet."
9. ""Please promise me you wont do that again."
10. "You're so cute when you're half asleep and rambling like this."
11. "HA! I found a weak spot on you. Didn't I?"
12. "Oh, do you ever shut up?"
13. "It's not like i go looking for trouble, it just sort of finds me."
14. "Cooking is definitely not your forte."
15. "Do you know how hard it is not to kiss you right now?"
16. "If I die, I'm going to haunt your ass."
17. "You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn."
18. "I love you more than they do."
19. "Fight me."
20. "I stopped you from getting hurt; I think I deserve a thank you."
21. "Wow."
22. "It's a hobby of mine to prove you wrong."
23. "They say I'm in here because I'm crazy, I say I'm crazy because I'm in here."
24. "If you die, I'm gonna resurrect you and kill you myself."
25. "You want to what!?"
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Natasha Romanoff oneshots (for Female Reader)
Fanfictiononeshots for natasha romanoff female reader, however most of them are gender neutral
