Anime Drabbles, Ficlets & One Shots

Rikkaidai ~ Conspiracy

Genre: Crack, Friendship, Crossover 

Word Count: 2,126 

Pairing: None 

World: Anime, Prince of Tennis 

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"You're crazy~" Niou was lying on your bed, propping himself up on his elbows as his aqua orbs followed you as you paced back and forth.

"It's not crazy, Niou." I scoffed, sending a mild glare towards my best friend. "It's a fucking conspiracy!"

"Do you even hear yourself?" Marui was sitting next to Niou, legs crossed Indian style with a bag of pink and blue cotton candy in his lap. He pinched off a piece of the blue sugar and popped it into his mouth. "Computers can not conspire against humans, idiot!"

"Bullshit! Wasn't there once a prophecy about robots taking over all of humanity?"

"You're thinking of I, Robot puri~"

"We're not even talking about robots! We're talking about a laptop."

"It still counts damn it!"

"No, it doesn't!"

"Yes, it does!"

"Does not!"

"Does so!"

"Not!"

"So!"

"Enough!"

The three of us turned our attention to the doorway of my bedroom where the yell had come from. Sanada was glaring at us, eyes narrowed in annoyance while Yukimura stood beside him with a small, gentle smile on his face.

"What's going on in here?"

Marui and I exchanged glances.

Niou chuckled, amused by our antics, which some might consider childish but I do not. "Jay is convinced that her laptop is conspiring against her."

"Are all high schoolers that dimwitted?" Sanada commented, leaning against the door with his arms folded over his chest.

I scowled, glaring at the younger male. "Fuck off!"

"Dear," Yukimura called out, his tone calm but with a slight undertone of warning; he never did like it when I used such language. "Explain to me why you think that."

"Gladly! It all started about two years ago..."

Incident #1 – The New Laptop

It was my 15th birthday and I had been given the gift of a brand new laptop. I was quite happy, naturally, since I had been wanting one for a long time.

Not even a week after I received it, however, I began to experience trouble with it. Now, being the stubborn person I am, I simply shrugged it off with the thought, 'It will eventually go away', a lot like any medical problem I may have.

Anyway, as time passed, the problems with the computer got worse until, finally, the stupid piece of shit stopped working and would not even turn on. So I took said object to my local electronics store where the geeks could handle it and find out what the problem was. Of course, I had the thought in my mind that it may be a virus, but for some reason, I doubted that it was the cause.

After weeks of waiting, I finally got my computer back. Apparently, the hard drive had gone bad – or some stupid shit such as that.

Despite the fact that all of my precious shit was gone from said object, my computer was back and working, and I was satisfied.