Anime Drabbles, Ficlets & One Shots

Tsubasa Andou ~ One Leg

Genre: Crack, Friendship 

Word Count: 679 

Pairing: None 

World: Anime, Gakuen Alice 

"Get back here, Y/N!" Tsubasa called, chasing you throughout the grounds of Alice Academy. He was beginning to lose his breath and his lungs were beginning to burn from the struggle of chasing after you. The chase had been going on for about thirty minutes.

You were tired as well but, being older and more fit, you still had the upper hand when it came to an endurance race between yourself and your kohai. Why were you being chased by the shadow manipulating middle schooler? Because Narumi-sensei was too caught up with cross-dressing work to catch you himself.

What had you done that made Narumi want you so bad? You turned Jinno-sensei's hair pink. On the bright side, at least you didn't try to burn it... this time.

"Get back here!" He called again, struggling to keep you in his sights.

You grinned, ducking behind a rather large tree and watching as the younger male passed by, huffing for oxygen. Once his calls had faded, you let out a sigh of relief, leaning back against the tree and closing your eyes. Your hand rested on your chest, right where your heart lay, beating fast against your ribcage. Taking a deep breath, in and out, you finally regained your normal breathing pattern.

"Hehe, sorry, Tsubasa, but you won't catch me this time." You chuckled.

"I wouldn't be so sure of that!"

You looked up at the blue-haired male standing in front of you, breathing heavily with a grin on his face. "What – !" A gasp left your lips once you realized that you could no longer move. Looking down, you noticed Tsubasa's foot on your shadow, trapping you with no way to escape.

His grin widened as he winked at you, "Gotcha!"

"Damn it." You scowled, narrowing your eyes at the younger male. "That's cheating, Tsubasa!"

"Is not!" He stuck his tongue out, "Narumi-sensei said I could use any means to catch you♥."

'Any means to catch me, huh?', You smirked, 'Then I'll use any means to escape!' "Can I tell you something interesting, Tsubasa?"

"Sure," He blinked, looking curiously at you.

"I heard this joke awhile back. I wanted to share it with you, as a gift for being able to catch me."

He nodded.

"If a girl with big boobs works at hooters, then where does a person with one leg work?"

"Huh?" He blinked, cocking his head to the side, a few strands of his blue hair falling into his eyes; he looked thoroughly confused. "Hmmm," He put his hand on his chin, eyes closed and face twisted in concentration as he attempted to figure out what the answer was. He was determined too, but it was proving to be extremely difficult for the young male.

"Want me to tell you? I'm sure JinJin-sensei is getting impatient, waiting for my punishment to be dealt."

He opened his blue orbs before nodding, "I can't figure it out. Tell me, senpai."

You nodded, a grin appearing on your lips. "If a girl with big boobs works at hooters, then where does a person with one leg work?" you paused, watching as he leaned forward, eager to hear the answer, "IHop."

"...."

Complete silence, other than the whistling of the wind against the leaves on the trees.

He blinked.

Suddenly, just as you had predicted, the young male fell backward onto the grass, clutching his stomach and roaring with laughter that even the people in central town could hear. His eyes were shut tight, his grip tightening around his stomach as he kicked his legs into the air.

You grinned as your shadow was released, slowly beginning to move away from the boy before taking off running. You waved over your shoulder at the hysterical boy, your own laughter ringing out through the school grounds, "Thank you, Tsubasa ♥~!"

"Heh?" His laughter stopped abruptly, but his position did not change. He lifted his head, blinking in surprise before jumping up and resuming the chase. "That's not fair!"

He was never going to hear the end of this from Jinno-sensei.