D.O: What are you doing?
KRIS: Can't you see? I'm drawing something.
...
After 10 Minutes..
KRIS: DONE! WHOAH! My drawing skills are awesome! *smirks* (see multimedia)
D.O: So what's that?
KRIS: Can you guess it?
D.O: Hmmm...
(The other members walks in)
BAEKHYUN: Oh! Your drawings are getting better! That was a cute mouse!
KRIS: It's not a mouse. It might crash and eat a mouse!
CHANYEOL: So it's a cat!
KRIS: NO!
CHANYEOL: But why? Cat eats mouse right?
KRIS: -______-
TAO: It's not a cat or a mouse 'cause it's a panda?
KRIS: Nope.
LUHAN: A deer like me? *aegyo*
KRIS: Ani!
KAI: Oh! I knew it! A HORSE!
KRIS: This is already extinct.
LAY: Then it's a unicorn!
KRIS: I said extinct not those who doesn't exist!
XIUMIN: Is that a food?
KRIS: Definitely not.
XIUMIN: Then I'm outta here. *walks out and head to the kitchen*
SEHUN: Maybe Ace knows it?
*talks to Ace* Do you know what it is?
ACE: Oh come on! Pretty obvious. It's a dog!
CHEN: *Stares at Kris drawing* I agree.
KRIS: *cries at the corner* Even Ace didn't recognize it. It's a dinosaur!
CHEN: It's a dinosaur? But it looks like a dog to me. A dog who can stand using only his two feet.
KRIS: *cries harder*
$UHO: Stop torturing his drawings. But seriously, this bad.
KRIS: Are you defending me or what?
$UHO: *Hand Kris some money* Take this and enroll to an Art School. At least learn the basics okay?
KRIS: TT__________TT
(ACE IS AN ALPACA. KRIS' STUFFED TOY SON)
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The life of Wu Yifan's Wife
Guest: Aww you hang your kids' drawings up?
Me: No, those are my husbands.
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