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nine

group: yoongi's a squish

handsome_squidward
it's three a.m. is anyone awake lmao

jooniper_tree
meeee

handsome_squidward
anyone else

jooniper_tree
why do you hate meeee

yumgyeom
ayy i'm awake
doing homework yum yum

handsome_squidward
yum yum?
are you eating your homework lol

yumgyeom
no i made toast

handsome_squidward
again with the toast

tuityfruitytae
oh hey what a nice surprise you guys are up :)

yumgyeom
tae!! hello :)
what are you doing up so late?

tuityfruitytae
oh you know how it is
comedy never sleeps

jooniper_tree
is that the saying

tuityfruitytae
what's your excuse 🤔

jooniper_tree
lost track of time
also got a notif you posted lol
nothing like a good laugh at three in the morning
you the best tae

tuityfruitytae
aw wholesome :,)

jeongoggles
the chat woke me up i didn't have insta muted
what's up fellow gays

tuityfruitytae
lmao sup jeongguk

min_zoomgi
why are people messaging here it's three am..?

tuityfruitytae
welcome yoongi!

jooniper_tree
should we just call this insomniacs anonymous

jeongoggles
i'm not an insomniac i just got woken up

handsome_squidward
also none of us are anonymous we all introduced ourselves

jooniper_trees
okay thanks fellas

yumgyeom
does that mean everyone's awake
who are we missing?
hoseok and jimin right
LES WAKE EM

jooniper_tree
so spiteful lmao

sunnyside_up
y'all really out here blowing this thing up at this time of day

yumgyeom
that leaves jimin

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'm trying to play minecraft and the notifications keep distracting me

jeongoggles
are you playing minecraft on your phone

jimmies_not_sprinkles
maybe i am
is there a problem

jeongoggles
no that's super dope pc minecraft is lame anyway

tuityfruitytae
but you told me you play minecraft on pc all the time

jeongoggles
i stopped recently

sunnyside_up
two seconds ago

jimmies_not_sprinkles
so what's the chat about
do i need to read everything to understand

handsome_squidward
yugyeom's eating his homework

yumgyeom
toast
i made toast

jimmies_not_sprinkles
kinda hungry ngl
i want toast

yumgyeom
order some
uber eatttts

sunnyside_up
can you order toast

yumgyeom
i don't see why not

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i think i'm just gonna see what i have in my kitchen

min_zoomgi
i have nothing

yumgyeom
order toast
uber eatttts

tuityfruitytae
are you sponsored?

yumgyeom
no but that'd be cool
have you ever been sponsored by uber??

tuityfruitytae
no
i've been sponsored by wendy's

jooniper_tree
oh snap really

tuityfruitytae
no
that's the dream tho

handsome_squidward
you can do it man i believe in you

tuityfruitytae
aw thanks seokjin <3
back to what yoongi said tho
you didn't mean you have no food at your place at all right

min_zoomgi
i mean

yumgyeom
uber eatttts
toast

sunnyside_up
yo yugyeom are you drunk or smth lmao

yumgyeom
no it's just preserves

jeongoggles
what's being preserved

yumgyeom
alcohol
i'm kidding lololol
but yeah yoongi uber eats
if not toast
then anything your heart desires

min_zoomgi
does uber eats deliver pillows
my pillows are super uncomfortable

handsome_squidward
i mean i don't think so

min_zoomgi
disappointed
guess i'll starve /and/ not sleep comfortably

tuityfruitytae
order foooood

min_zoomgi
lazy

tuityfruitytae
don't make me order food and have them delivery it to your place

min_zoomgi
you don't know where i live nice try
wait that sounded spiteful
what i meant was
that's not necessary
but thanks

tuityfruitytae
then order yourself smth
or go grocery shopping at 3 am
ITS THE BEST
i mean not all supermarkets are open all hours of the day but the one i usually go to does

min_zoomgi
i'll go grocery shopping tomorrow

tuityfruitytae
fine 😤
better than nothing

jeongoggles
are we doing #caringhours

tuityfruitytae
it's always #caringhours

jooniper_tree
you hear that seokjin
#caringhours

handsome_squidward
#namjoonlookingforattentionhours

jooniper_tree
ok u know i was kinda joking but owie

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a/n:
hey it's been a while lol