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[[ k.nj + k.th ]]

jooniper_tree
ok so since you're like the dad of our internet friend group

tuityfruitytae
wait hold on
was this established
i'm your dad???
okay hold on let me get into character
ahem
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greetings human spawn

jooniper_tree
right
so dad can i ask a question

tuityfruitytae
yes human spawn

jooniper_tree
am i misinterpreting things in the gc
or does seokjin reeeeeally not like me lol

tuityfruitytae
well human spawn
at times like these
you have to evaluate yourself and determine whether or not there was something you did

jooniper_tree
i did an oxygen inhale

tuityfruitytae
i see

jooniper_tree
lmao real talk tho
i just don't enjoy feeling like people hate me
well unless they're bad people then i don't care
if i said something to or about him that genuinely offended him?
or maybe he's doing it as a joke
which would be cool but ya know sometimes i can't tell lol

tuityfruitytae
tbh i can't tell either
i'm sure it's just as a joke tho
why don't you ask him?

jooniper_tree
i'm afraid he'll tell me to piss off or smth

tuityfruitytae
nonsense he seems super cool 
like i said i'm sure he's just picking on you jokingly
tho if it offends you then i shall ask him to kindly stop as i am the chat host 😤

jooniper_tree
oh nonono lol i'm not offended
but like could you ask him for me
if there's a reason for the coldness 😔

tuityfruitytae
sure my son
hold on aren't you older than me

jooniper_tree
you've probably been on the internet longer than me
so you da dad

tuityfruitytae
aw thank

jooniper_tree
you're welc

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[[ k.th + k.sj ]]

tuityfruitytae
a-yo a-yo seokjin

handsome_squidward
a-yo a-yo meme king

tuityfruitytae
pls
call me dad

handsome_squidward
ok sure if that's what u want
wassup dad

tuityfruitytae
a-yo

handsome_squidward
a-yo

tuityfruitytae
legit forgot what i was gonna say
oh wait
got it
ok so do you like
not
like namjoon or wuteva

handsome_squidward
why do u ask?

tuityfruitytae
idk i was just wondering cus it's lowkey the impression you're giving?
like i dunno if thats just how u friendship but it seems deliberately against just him so i'm just curious is all

handsome_squidward
oh
i mean no i don't dislike him

tuityfruitytae
weeeellll is there another reason for the comments
not tryna butt in yo business you know i'm chill
just want my cool new friends to get along is all

handsome_squidward
does he think i dislike him

tuityfruitytae
weeeeeeelllll

handsome_squidward
oh no did he ask you to ask me??

tuityfruitytae
weeeeeeeeeeellllllll

handsome_squidward
oh no i really am a whole mess
i was just being funny
i wasn't trying to offend him or make it seem like i didn't like him
i mean maybe it was like subconsciously directed towards him cus he's super handsome and apparently super smart and he's got a sense of humor too and like that's not cool u feel me

tuityfruitytae
ah
forgive me but
is this a case
of the jellybeans

handsome_squidward
i'm not jelly beans

tuityfruitytae
ok good cus i think ur handsome and funny too :)

handsome_squidward
are u flirting with me

tuityfruitytae
no lol

handsome_squidward
ok just checking

tuityfruitytae
so likeeee
why don't u go tell namjoon u think he's handsome and funny and stuff

handsome_squidward
dude if we were all straight guys that would be a lot easier

tuityfruitytae
compliments are compliments you cOwArD
you have failed the meme king 👑
to the dungeon with you!!

handsome_squidward
N O
P L E A S E
OKAY I'LL DO SMTH

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[[ k.nj + k.sj ]]

handsome_squidward
hey

jooniper_tree
well hey
is it getting hot in here
or is it just the fact that u just dm'd me without tagging an insult at the end 🥵😳😏🥵🥵😩😉🥵😳😩

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[[ k.sj + k.th ]]

handsome_squidward
I TAKE IT BACK HE'S AWFUL AND A HALF

tuityfruitytae
is that a new form of measurement

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a/n:
annoying self promo time lol,, if you haven't already checked it out i'm writing a new jikook fic so if you're interested it's there 🥳💕