What happens when the owner of a popular meme/comedy based account invites seven other single, gay, korean men to a group chat?
Well, a lot.
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taegi, jikook, namjin, & yugseok (yugyeom and hoseok)
slow updates.
jeongoggles one of my "straight" friends just came out as gay this has been a wild day and it's only noon
handsome_squidward y'all tryna date
jeongoggles what no omg looool he's like a lil bro except we're the same age he cute tho no cap but nah we couldn't date
sunnyside_up u tryna show us 👀
tuityfruitytae would yo friend mind 👀
jeongoggles lmao nah he'd be flattered hold on i'll find a pic of him
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his name wooyoung he cute or whateva
tuityfruitytae tell yo friend hmu 👀 IM KIDDING but yeah he cute or whateva
jooniper_tree were u the one holding the camera jeongguk?
jeongoggles yeah why
jooniper_tree mans lowkey giving u the look i mean that's just my opinion 👀
jeongoggles noooo like i said wooyoung and me are like brothers
jimmies_not_sprinkles does he think that way tho
jeongoggles of course!
tuityfruitytae idk sounds sus
yumgyeom 👀
jeongoggles guys c'mon it's not like that
tuityfruitytae lol we're just teasing jeongguk
jimmies_not_sprinkles u guys would look cute together tho
jeongoggles wooyoung and me?? aha that'd be funny
sunnyside_up "aha" secret crush?
jeongoggles i'm starting to get uncomfortable
tuityfruitytae okay topic change!! what's everyone's opinions on popcorn
min_zoomgi i once choked on a popcorn kernel and passed out
tuityfruitytae min yoongi is now disallowed from eating popcorn topic change!! what's the worst christmas gift you guys have ever received?
min_zoomgi one year my grandmother bought me a necklace and told me to give it to my future girlfriend
tuityfruitytae min yoongi is now disallowed from receiving gifts from min grandma topic change!! how is everyone today?
min_zoomgi i tripped over my book bag and knocked my head against the door
tuityfruitytae goodness freaking gracious yoongi do we have to lick you in a protective circle *lock lock LOCK. L O C K . i'm getting a NEW PHONE
jooniper_tree i hate to be the one who breaks the news to u tae but that's not gonna undo your mistake also even with a new phone you could still potentially do that again ya gotta own up
tuityfruitytae MIN TOOMGI *YOONGI I AM SORRY
jimmies_not_sprinkles TOOMGI IM ON THE FLOOR
jeongoggles well i'm on the floor with u wait okay i'm getting a new phone too
yumgyeom GUYS PLS IM IN PUBLIC YALL MAKING ME W H E E Z E .
tuityfruitytae IM FLUSTERED YOONGI IM NOT GONNA LICK YOU PLS DONT BE WEIRDED OUT BY ME NOW SO MUCH FOR BEING A COOL FUN GAY SINGLE KOREAN MEN HOST I THREATENED TO LICK SOMEONE i'll see myself out *leaves*
jooniper_tree that's not how u leave a chat
handsome_squidward don't encourage him to leave we want tae to be here
jeongoggles jimin i'm sorry
jimmies_not_sprinkles i'm so confused as to what's going on
handsome_squidward jeongguks gonna be on the floor with u and tae threatened to lick yoongi
min_zoomgi you could have kindly not repeated that
handsome_squidward jimin wanted to know i'm just helpin a brotha out
min_zoomgi such a kind soul
handsome_squidward where did this sass come from
min_zoomgi pulled it out of my cracked skull
tuityfruitytae DID U ACTUALLY YOONGI GO TO THE HOSPITAL
min_zoomgi it was a hyperbole
tuityfruitytae I DONT CARE HOW EXCITED THE BOLE WAS IF U CRACKED YOUR SKULL GO SEE A DOCTOR OR TREAT YOURSELF SINCE UR A DOCTOR IN TRAINING lmao treat yoself
sunnyside_up did u just "lmao" your own joke
tuityfruitytae it was funny
jimmies_not_sprinkles he's right it was
tuityfruitytae thank you jimin :D now yoongi
min_zoomgi i'll drink a red bull will that do
tuityfruitytae not quite but A for effort
min_zoomgi cool
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jeongoggles omg let him drive u to the hospital how romantic would that be??
