Captain America: Sam, help me. In a few days is my and Bucky's anniversary
Captain America: What should I buy him?
Sam.sam: Something so his hand won't get rusty XDD
Captain America: He get that year ago and still doesn't use :((
Sam.sam: oj
Sam.sam: But you know, that the best gift is that pleasant one?
Captain America: So?
Sam.sam: Give him a blowjob, idiot
Captain America: oh
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FanfictionSpider-Man: Lmao THEBESTIRON-MAN: PETER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD BOY Black.Lord: I think that running naked is polite? THEBESTIRON-MAN: ON EARTH IS ILLEGAL. PETER WHO LET YOU DO IT Spider-Man: It's you, mr Stark THEBESTIRON-MAN: SAY WHE...
