Tossing His Heart Up for the Timelines to Catch [CANCELLED]

==> Dave: Listen

TROLL 1: Okay, Karkat. Everybody else said it, so now you have to tell us what you want to be when you grow up.
KARKAT: I'm going to be a threshecutioner! And I'll show all you worthless sacks of lusus droppings that I'll be the best there is. I'll have statues of me with my words carved into them. I'll have jaws dropping whenever I walk by and they'll beg for my attention. And I'll only extend my favorite middle prong ending in reply. 
TROLL 2: Are you serious?
TROLL 1: Yeah, Karkat. That seems like it's never going to happen.
KARKAT: Just you watch. You'll be one of the many who will spend their pathetic lives showering me with affection. 
TROLL 1: You wish!
TROLL 3: You're not strong enough. You gotta be strong!
TROLL 2: Yeah! Strong! We have to make you strong.
KARKAT: I am perfectly capable of reaching a desirable strength on my own. 
TROLL 4: Suuuuure you are, Karkat. You can't even catch up to me!
KARKAT: I could!
TROLL 4: Could not!
KARKAT: I'll prove it!
TROLL 4: Then you got to try and catch me.
TROLL 3: Catch me too!
TROLL 1: And me!!
TROLL 2: You have to get all of us.
KARKAT: I will!