FROM THE AWARD-WINNING AUTHORS OF THE CHEATER.FAKER.TROUBLEMAKER SERIES (WATTY'S 2016, FICTION AWARDS 2016, HACHETTE AUDIO 2017), JENNY ROSEN & KRISTEN MAGLONZO.
After bullies, braces, and brutal heartbreak shatters his faith in love, soon-to-be fre...
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CHAPTER 2
Elias
Dear Facebook,
This is your official invitation to help me lose my virginity in the next 24 hours.
Real talk.
And I know this isn't how classy people do this kinda thing but screw classy, I'm getting straight to the point.
Ladies, I am officially available.
But before you get your hopes up, let's get one thing straight.
This will not be the start of your next high school romance.
I will not call you the morning after.
I will not try to date you.
I will not be your knight in shining armor.
Kings don't do that.
Sorry to disappoint but I don't believe in any of that bull.
Never have.
Never will.
Which is exactly why as of today, I'm changing my relationship status to--"Commitment free."
So romance fans, if you're looking for love, swipe left. I'm out. Don't stress about it though, there's plenty of fish in the sea. They're just--not as good looking as this one. #honest.
To the party girls, if you're down to have a little fun, hit me up ;). I'll be at Ricky Kim's kickback later.
Look for me.
-E
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It's not even 9:30 and Dad's already hell bent on tearing the house down.
Again.
Sounds like the kitchen's ground zero this time. Never mind the fact that my mom spent the afternoon slaving away just so he could come home to food on the table and an immaculately clean house. Dad doesn't see it that way. When he's pissed, the kitchen is nothing else but a place that's chock full of things he can break apart--including her.
