"Well?" Katniss said. "Are you going to stand there like idiots or are you gonna follow me?"
"Why would we follow you?" Tris said with an appropriate level of nastiness.
"Look, if you wanna survive out here, you should come with me. But if not, then that's fine. You and your boyfriend can be left to rot and die," Katniss rolled her eyes.
Tris brightened. "You think that he's my-"
"I think going with you would be good," Tobias decided.
"Me too," tris lied. There was no way that she was leaving him alone with HER.
"Great," Katniss smiled, giving them a wicked look.
"You're not gonna kill us, right?" Tris asked. Katniss didn't respond. She whistled.
A bat mobile zoomed out of nowhere and stopped at katniss's feet.
"Sweet!" Tobias squealed like a little kid.
"Like my ride?" Katniss batted her eyes at him. Tris sulked as she was squished in the backseat and Tobias and Katniss were in the front seats. Katniss pressed a button and in a matter of seconds "Hot in Herre" was blasting through the stereo system.
Katniss flew the bat mobile for about 100 miles when they reached a large castle. For a second, Tris forgot about being mad.
"Wow," she mumbled. The castle looked like something a billionaire would live in. It had like 500 different towers and a lake surrounding it.
"Welcome to Hogwarts!" Katniss smiled.
"Is this where you live?" Tobias asked her, making googly eyes at her.
"I have a La-Z boy at home," tris offered. They ignored her.
The flying bat mobile pulled up to a stained glass window with a giant yellow "m".
"You guys want anything from Mcdonalds?" Katniss asked.
"I thought McDonalds was for fat people," Tris glared.
"You would know all about that," Katniss growled.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Tris screeched.
"Hi there!" a guy in a cloak and a white beird looked uncertainly at them, witnessing the argument. "May I take your order?" He wore a dorky black cap with the yellow m on it.
"Hey Dumbledore," Katniss said with a fake smile. "We'll take 3 happy meals to go, please."
"Who said I wanted a happy meal?" Tris whined.
"Katniss shrugged. "Fine, you can pay for your own food."
"Who said I was PAYING for anything at this dump?" Tris placed her hands on her hips.
"Hey!" Dumbledore protested.
"Geez, you're annoying," Katniss rolled her eyes at Tris. "Tobias, can you tell your little sister to shut up?"
Tobias held his hands up in surrender. "Sorry, I don't speak PMS."
"I'm not his little sister!" Tris screamed. "I'm his-"
"Guys, can you move?" Dumbledore said. "You're holding up the line. You can get your food from Snape at the front window."
There was many minutes of silence as they sat in the Hogwarts parking lot, angrily shoving food in their mouths.
"Hey, TRIS," Katniss teased. "Think fast." She tossed a fry at Tris. It landed on her boob, spraying her shirt with ketchup.
Tris gasped. "You little whore!" she screamed. "Ala mode!" She chanted as she mashed a vanilla cone on Katniss's head. Within a matter of seconds, the whole car turned into a full-blown food fight.
"Hey, quit it," Tobias said as he threw a Big Mac at the two girls.
"She started it!" Tris protested, dumping her Pepsi on Katniss's back.
"I'll stop, sweetness," Katniss cooed in Tobias's ear. "Unlike HER."
Tris knew immediately that Katniss was winning Tobias. And she would do ANYTHING to get him back...
