BMC as things me and my friends have said

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Micheal (while very high) : Isnt the astral plane just like multi player minecraft?

Jeremy: I can already feel myself regretting this decision, its tingling in my bones

Rich: Im gonna jump in the fucking lake
Jake: n o
Rich: ok fine...its already got enough trash in it already :')
Jake: N O

Brooke: can you see my ass in this dress when I bend over?
Jeremy:uh ... Yeah
Brooke: cool thanks, you ready to go, cause I am

Jeremy: why do you call me daddy?
Micheal: idk my sleep paralysis demon told me to

Mr.Reyes: you got uuuuh hot pockets?
Concession stand worker: yes we have, ham and cheese
Mr.Reyes: DiSgOsTaNg

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