lookism // EXO 13th member

Incorrect quotes Part 2

XiuYing: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dylan: why?

XiuYing: to get to the idiots house

XiuYing, smirking: knock knock

Dylan: who's there?

XiuYing, about to run for her life, trying not to laugh: the chicken

Dylan: haha- wait- GET BACK HERE

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Chanyeol: once I had a crush on someone, and I didn't know how to handle it so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti..

Jun-Myeon: oh-?

XiuYing: hah-.. what a coincidence! once I went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti too!

Chanyeol, slowly realising his mistake: how very fun!i need to go water my octopus..

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Kyungsoo, walking in: hey what's the name of the guy who lives two houses down?

XiuYing, without hesitation: his dogs are called Bernie and Rocky

Jongdae: that isn't what he asked-

XiuYing: that is all the information currently available

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Jongdae, walking in the exo dorms with a camera: and here we see the elusive and rare "XiuYing" in its natural habitat focusing all of its energy into opening a random bag of sustenance

XiuYing: WHY THE FUCK WONT THE GODDAMN CRISP BAG OPEN I SWEAR-

Jongdae: it seems to be having difficulties in opening said bag

XiuYing, now glaring at Jongdae and the bag: you glued it shut didn't you.

Jongdae, slowly backing away: Let's move onto the wild baekhyun who has been running around for 2 hours.

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XiuYing: your giving me a sticker?

Jooheon, proudly: not just any sticker you see, it is a very rare, limited edition sticker of a bee saying "bee-lieve in yourself"

XiuYing: I'm not a preschooler?

Jooheon, shrugging, reaching his hand to take it : fIne then, I'll take it back

XiuYing, suddenly defensive, shielding the sticker:no it's mine, I earned this. back off.

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XiuYing: so what did we practice you would say to her?

Jongdae: "will you go out with me tomorrow night?"

XiuYing: and what did you say to her?

Jongdae: I told her to fuck off.. accidentally

XiuYing: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO "FUCK OFF"?

Jongdae: I PANICKED!

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Manager, to one of the newbies who got into a dating scandal: only veteran idols can date! dating will wreak your newbie rep!

newbie: :(

XiuYing, waking up in a cold sweat, knowing something's wrong, now running into sm to find what's wrong, seeing the newbie and staff: since when was I able to date? imma go talk to boss man

XiuYing, now walking off with all the newbies following, blaring I am the best by 2NE1 and screaming the lyrics: nAeGa cHaeN cHalAGa

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