lookism // EXO 13th member

XiuYing (in)correct quotes

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No one:
Xiuying @ 3 am, in the dorm: iM bLuE abBa deE abBa diE
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On VLive:
Someone: how do you all get up on time??
Baekhyun laughing nervously: we don't.. you see
-Turns camera to a pile of hoodies -
Baekhyun: that's xiuying..
XiuYing, asleep, talking at 27283883mph: smyoubetterfuckinggivemysonsomelines>:(
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Chanyeol: I'm hungry
Baekhyun:
jongdae:
minseok:
Jongin:
kyungsoo:
Junmyeon: don't-
sehun: do
Yixing, quietly: pls no
Xiuying: HI HUNGRY IM DAD!
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Baekhyun: h-
Xiuying: fIghT mE brO
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No one:
Fans:
Members:
Guards, worried:
Sasaengs, being scared away:
Xiuying, in a strong brit accent: OhhHhHhhHhHh mE cHiP pAns oN fIRE
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Yixing: I'm cold..
Xiuying: here have my hoodie that's probably yours, have my coffee, have this hat, have Chanyeols scarf, have baekhyuns hand warmers, here I'll hug you even though I'm boiling hot
Baekhyun; I'm cold
XiuYing: Want me to set you on fire or smthn?
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Haters: I hate XiuYing  so much wow.
XiuYing: same sis you ain't special.. aNd tHats tHe tEa 🍵
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Xiuying: ask me why I love you
Yixing sighing: why do you love me xiu?
Xiuying, pulling out a 300 page presentation and an essay and smiling: I'm glad you asked-
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[police sirens sound nearby]
Xiuying and baekhyun, who have done nothing wrong in their lives: Chanyeol hide the drugs.

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Fan: who's your favourite in EXO-CBX?
XiuYing: Mark-
Jongdae, Baekhyun: he isnt-
XiuYing and Minseok, turning to them and smirking: or is he?

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Phone, rings:
XiuYing: RING DING DONG, RING DING DONG, RING DDDING DDING DING DING RING DING DONG-
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XiuYing and Chanyeol going to McDonald's in two separate cars, Chanyeol drives in first,

Chanyeol, ordering: Oh and I would like to pay for the lady behind me, could you tell her I think she's a door a bowl?

Cashier: ok?

XiuYing, driving forward after Chanyeol payed:

Cashier: The man before you wanted to pay for your meal and asked me to call you "A door a bowl"?

XiuYing, sighing and chuckling : He's my best friend.. don't tell him that though he'll get cocky as hell

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Person: If you could own anything what would you-
XiuYing, pulling out her plan to overthrow the management system and give everyone breaks and freedom: well-

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XiuYing: look this doesn't have to be a big deal. whoever took the last prawn cracker, come forth and all shall be forgiven.
Everyone:
XiuYing: smart, you knew I would never forgive you.

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Sehun, walking into XiuYings room with her iPad: yo why is someone called "9 days pregnant" spamming you with memes?
XiuYing, spitting out her water and face mask falling off her face: oh m- that's my cousin-

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No One:
Members:
NCT and EXO's managers:
XiuYing: I wAs a hOe 👀🖤✌🏻😍😘🤪🤩
Chittaphon, in the other side of the building: anD iM adDmItTInG iT 😤😎😘😛😍👅🤧😻👊🏻
Mark: aYyE 🤙🏻🤙🏻
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No One:
Netflix: are you still-
XiuYing, rapping the lyrics to Fresh Prince of Bel Air perfectly everytime it pops up: so.. tHis is a sTorY aLl abOut hOw-

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XiuYing, knowing every lyric to almost any rock song, who it's by and what it's called from the first few seconds : I'm not that much of a rock fan 🤷🏼‍♀️