Sonic saves the Jews

Part 3--The Summoning

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs...Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs...Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs...Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs...Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs...Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs..."

And then, the ground erupted with a mighty cry, and then...just before them, stood the almighty Mr. Eugene Krabs!

He towered over the four heroes at twenty feet tall, just barely short enough to fit in the lab. He was a bright red, with two massive claws mighty enough to claw a skyscraper clean in half, two giant staring eyes colored a pale green, and a sharp-toothed grin!

"Good grief! He's naked!" Sonic cried.

"What are you talking about, Sonic? He's fully clothed," said Tails.

"Oh yeah..." said Sonic, "

"Arg arg arg arg arg arg! You've summoned the great and powerful Mr. Krabs! Give over yer sacrifice!" he bellowed.

"Hail, our dark lord of evil!" Mario cried out. "We have for you, three creatures of sacrifice!"

"One possesses an immeasurable speed, the other has the powers of flight, and the third carries an unmatched intellect!" described Luigi, as loud as he could.

"Hmmm...yes, these will do quite nicely," Mr. Krabs said, "For these, I can offer...exactly one free Krabby Patty meal at the Krusty Krab, plus one ingredient of me Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!"

"That's the last ingredient we need, Mario!" said Luigi excitedly.

"If they have the entire Krabby Patty Secret Formula, then the Earth is doomed!" said Tails.

"SILENCE, MORTAL!!" said Mr. Krabs. "You'll make a fine addition to me soul jar! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!"

"Oh, yeah?" boasted Sonic, "Try and catch us first!"

"Is that a challenge!?"

"Not for me, it isn't! Gotta go fast!"

"So be it, then! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!"

So Sonic and Tails raced around the gargantuan Mr. Krabs. Despite Krabs' size, however, he couldn't catch the two speedsters. They ran laps all around him, with Sonic repeating, "You're too slow!" to him over and over again. Until, finally, he caught the two of them in his mighty claws.

"I'm going to enjoy devouring your very essence! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!" Mr. Krabs threatened.

"Well, it was nice knowing you, Sonic. It still sucks that we weren't able to save the Jews," said Tails in a defeated tone.

"Not so fast, pal," said Sonic, with a twinkle in his eye. "I have one more ace up my sleeve!"

He then pulled a playing card from out of his glove, and then tore it up for a dumb gag. But then, he pulled out a banana. But this was no ordinary banana. This banana had the power to summon an entity even more powerful than Mr. Krabs. He then started un-peeling the banana, and he threw it into the open.

And then, the earth began to shake. The walls surrounding the lab were crumbling before them. A beam of light shot out of the banana, and from it, two heavenly figures arose...and one of them made the distinct cry of...

"BANANAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAA!"

Yes, it was Donkey Kong, and his sidekick Diddy Kong, from the hit TV series Donkey Kong Country!

"Who summoned me!? What's the trouble!?"

"I did!" screamed Sonic "Now that Krabs guy gets to fight someone his own size!"

"You bet!" said Diddy Kong. "Now let's beat this bully!"

"Two new souls for me soul jar, eh?" said Mr. Krabs, prepping for battle. "Well, then, this'll be a fair fight! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!"

Mr. Krabs and DK charged towards each other with the force of one thousand cruise ships! Each punch sent shock-waves, blowing our heroes onto the ground. Donkey Kong was throwing barrels, Diddy Kong was shooting peanuts from his pop guns, Mr. Krabs was stuffing them with Krabby Patties, and meanwhile, Sonic, Tails, Mario and Luigi were just trying to avoid being crushed by the two behemoths.

"We're sorry we got you wrapped up into this!" Mario said as they were hiding.

"Yeah, we didn't think all this would happen!" Luigi agree.

"Save it for later, you two!" Sonic ordered. "We need to get those Chaos Emeralds back!"

Back to the fight, Krabs has Donkey Kong pinned in a corner. "Well, it looks like you're done for, Donkey Kong! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!" he bragged.

Yet, DK said nothing. He just stood up and brushed himself off. And then...

He started singing his hit single, "Our Love is Stronger than a Golden Banana".

The world was moved to tears by his beautiful voice. World pollution ended. The conflict in the Middle East stopped. The ice caps began to reform. All of Earth's problems seemed to cease, just to hear DK's beautiful voice.

For a moment...all was calm...

"That was...beautiful, DK," said Diddy, quietly, so not as to disturb the peace.

AND THEN BOWSER'S AIRSHIP FLEW IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLEW DONKEY KONG AND DIDDY TO SMITHEREENS!

And everyone just stood there, their mouths agape.

"BOWSER!! WHAT THE FUCK!!????" yelled Mario.

"I'm sorry...I couldn't control it...please...don't hurt me!" sobbed Bowser, feeling guilty for what he has done, as he should be. Yes, everyone welcome to the #BowserIsCancelled Party!

But back to the conflict at hand. Mr. Krabs had now realized what had just happened, and he smiled! "Arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg!! Now with them out of the way, there's no-one to stop me from destroying you all!"

"Could you spare me, since I kinda killed the guy you were trying to kill..?" asked Bowser, nervously.

"NO!" Krabs replied, disintegrating Bowser with his powerful eye beams.

"Now where was I? Oh yes, destroying you all! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!!!"

"WHOA!!!"