bubble tea & breadsticks 2

monday morning

it was a crisp monday morning. jess rose from her slumber, reaching for her phone to read her messages she had gotten overnight. none lol noob. her face lit up as she remembered today was the day. the day she was going to ask her crush out.

smiling sheepishly to herself, she threw back her duvet, before going downstairs to eat a hearty breakfast of 22% O2 and 78% N2. walking past her brothers room, she heard a voice echo:

"you're acc wet fam"

jess was surprised that harry was even awake, but she just couldn't shake the fact that she'd heard that voice from somewhere. dismissing her thoughts, she made her way downstairs, taking a shortcut through the missing spindles.

"morning jess" barney woofed. jess greeted barney in return, before sitting down to eat her breakfast.

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super junior U had been blasting from suzannas phone for over 10 minutes. that was her alarm but suzanna was so talented she could just incorporate it into her dream. there was a knock at the door and katie stuck her head in.

"wake tf up" katie's voice boomed. suzanna screamed, threw on her uniform and ran to the hop poles to meet sarah for a quick pint before school.

luckily, sarah was already there and had ordered for her in advance. 2 pints of guinness wtf else would they drink they're fucking irish.

"sorry sarah i was talking to my neighbor lol"

sarah nodded before downing her pint and sprinting out so she didn't have to pay. 

before the knew it, they were racing the W8 to school. 1) because they were epic athletes and 2) because they were trying to avoid the neighbourhood e girl katherine.

they managed to make the green man just in time, stranding e girl katie on the other side.

"sarah you cant escape me!" she yelled, but sarah and suzanna just carried on.

as they walked past the boys school they were hit with the same sayings, "oi wagwan b ur bare peng"

sarah and suzanna pitied the boys, and decided to hand out their airpods. they threw the last one into the crowd for a free for all. just as they were passing the boys school's gatekeeper, sarah made sure to say good morning to him. although that one ginger guy looked at her weird, the gatekeeper replied with a "AV AH GOOOD MOONING"

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shenel got onto the 121, instantly locking eyes with gerado. she blushed profusely before running upstairs like a lunatic. how embarrassing. she jumped off the bus at her stop and made her way into school. she saw jess and zareena on the way, who were talking deeply about correct method in which to park your car.

"oh hey shenel" zareena said, before walking straight into oncoming traffic. somehow, she survived.

when they finally arrived at the school gates, they were greeted by the neighbourhood nonce,
and made their way to the playground.

walking through the corridor, jess came head first with ms keepence, but kept her head down, feeling her face burning. luckily, sarah and suzanna appeared.

"wagwan skets, oi shenel buss me sum of dem crisps aight allow it fam" sarah said. obviously she was the cool one of the group.

jess was clearly the most popular girl in the school sike she was a loser. suzie was well known for her art skills, especially drawing people naked. shenel and zareena ran a world class drug company, but they had to keep that secret, so in school they were just average joes.

the ringing of the bell signified the start of the school day, and the girls had to line up alphabetically. "for fuck sake man this is so fukinh wet fucking pussies i hate this skool man" shenel muttered under her breath. jess was too preoccupied thinking of her crush to notice.

it was reading, so everyone pulled out their books. jess pulled out the oxford dictionary, while zareena gripped her thesaurus. at the time, suzanna had just begun reading the bible, and sarah was well into mein kampf for the 4th time. and finally shenel whipped out diary of a wimpy kid, which she actually hadn't read yet.

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"ok girls have a nice lunch lol"

sarah and suzanna zoomed out of their maths lesson, their brains full of knowledge from a completely engaging lesson.  after suzanna had acquired her bag a greasy chips and sausage sandwich, they made their way to the sacred circle. this is where they often performed rituals but that's another story.

"well obviously if I could shag him i would" shenel was saying to zareena, who was nodding intensely. suzanna had just began tucking into her chips when,

"where's jess lol"

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jess took a shaky breath, wiping her sweaty hands on her skirt. she finally built up the courage and gave a light knock to the door. "come in!!" a shrill voice called.

jess heaved open the door, her heart beating a million miles an hour.

she had dreamed of this moment for years,

"h-hello ms keepence"