" i want to fuck a flamingo"
"Oh yes wink wink"
"Double or triple wonk wink"
"Slap ur tits"
"Hey babe"
"she's gonna fiddle my kim jong un"
"I called him greasy monkey"
"beep boop my arse"
"Niggle wiggle"
"Milk me up u gay gorilla"
"2 of me"
"Oi fam"
"Hehdhjsbshicsvfcjdenozncalcnfkfckfbsubx"
"His nostril is too big"
"The tallest man I've ever seen in my life time"
"Why do Slaves have bills"- Daniel
"I tax my slaves"
"He was on the bench and I went hey baby and hugged him"
"The squirrel on tried to kill him self on the first day of college"
"Don't call me broski wtf, do u think I'm a slave"
"She can whip me as well"
"Luna change genders do u can slap me"
"I will literally suck it dry"
"Only on Saturday night"
"Mmm"
"Kkk version of gay people the ggg the gay gay gay club, so cool and sexy, we are gonna sell your pubic hair"
"Hahahahaha Daniel hahahhahaha"
"Yummm"
"Nub cheese"
"holy grail of knob cheese"
"Daniel? Can I keep ur nub cheese in a jar?"
"can we put your holy grail know cheese for sale like gamer girl bathwater?"
"I'm like the crazy cat lady but for nun cheese"
"Keep ur grandad safe from me sucking his nub"
"No don't do it no"
"Errrr"
"Toe suck"
"You did in my head which is real life"
"Ahhhhhhh"
"Yo bro I fucked ur dad ha"
"Are u fucking ur microphone"
"If your stabbing something I'm gonna go over there and hug you"
"Smh"
"Yusss"
"Dingus"
"No mhm yes it will happen"
"Skuh skuh skuh skuh skuh"
"Big black"
"Annoying as tits"
"Cock blocker"
"Fizi"
"Daniel"
"Bruhhhhh"
"They dumb I don't have 1k"
(Just a disclaimer he didn't say a lot of these things we just thought it would be funny)
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Joseph x Mel - Harem Edition
HumorThis fan fic is about a guy named Joseph and how he is e-dating a girl named Mel. Their actions must be documented in detail. This will be an ongoing series of comedic documentations used solely for social embarrassment. This fan fic is made just fo...
