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Note: Hi! It's been a while since I opened the app. Been busy with school and stuff. I do not know when will I continue my two stories so for now, here's some LOL book. Enjoy!

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ItsFunneh updated her status
What are your biggest what if's?

Comments:

Alec: What if we are all living in a simulation?

Gold: What if the sun exploded tomorrow?

Kyran: What if we are aliens?

Lunar: What if the Earth is flat?

Rainbow: What if we had no gravity?

Draco: What if a huge meteor struck Earth right now?

Funneh: What if foods have human names?

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Kyran updated his status
Why is the slowest time of the day called rush hour?

Comments:

Funneh: Why are fans called fans if they are not spinning?

Gold: Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Alec: Why do they call it chili if it's hot?

Evan: Why is there no pine nor apple in a pineapple?

Kyran: Guys, I'm being serious here. I need answers or else I'll fail my essay for tomorrow.

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Lunar updated her status
I'm pretty normal on weekdays!

Comments:

Funneh: It's Saturday today...

Lunar: I'm pretty normal!

Draco: You binge-watched Naruto last night while eating one month-expired pringles and singing different anime opening lyrics wrongly...

Lunar: I'm pretty!

Gold: You keep telling yourself that you are fat and ugly in front of a mirror fifty times a day...

Lunar: I'm!

Rainbow: Are you even yourself today?

Lunar: What the heck is wrong with you guys?

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Kyran updated his status
Guys! Funneh is missing!

Comments:

Gold: She's probably with Alec.

Kyran: Oh right. Lol.

Alec: I didn't come with you guys today.

Kyran: FUNNEH IS KIDNAPPED!!!

Funneh: Kyran, you idiot!

Kyran: Thank goodness! Funneh where have you been?

Funneh: I'm right behind you, you dork!

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Evelyn updated her status
I finally found a solution to the problem!

Comments:

Funneh: .0. You already solved Valerie's murder case?

Gold: Oh my gosh! That's great news!

Alec: Really now? Hehe...

Kyran: What?! I was supposed to be the one to solve it!

Evelyn: No! I did not solve the Valerie case! I figured out that cereal can be soup and water really is wet!

Funneh: Seriously...

Gold: Can I ask where the real Evelyn is?

Kyran: Good because I will be the one to solve the case.

Alec: Phew...

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