3) Puns and Jokes

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Another note: Valerie is well and alive in this universe. I'm sorry to cause confusion with the last two chapters.

Rainbow updated her status
I am in knead of pastries puns ASAP.

Comments:

Funneh: Oh gosh please stop.

Gold: Unfortunately I donut have any right now.

Draco: Wheat! Lemon think of a good one!

Lunar: Draco, that's a berry nice one!

Funneh: Guys just stop. You are all being corny.

Rainbow: Oh my goodness! Funneh just said a pun!

Funneh: I didn't intend that as a pun!

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Lunar updated her status
I'm Hungary right now. What's for dinner?

Comments:

Rainbow: There's leftover Turkey in the fridge.

Draco: Really?! Ha! Iran at the kitchen before you, Lunar.

Lunar: There's Norway I'll let that happen, Draco.

Gold: Since you guys are eating dinner, just Finnish washing the dishes for me.

Funneh: Can you guys Chile with the puns?!?!

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Kyran updated his status
If my can opener broke is it a can't opener?

Comments:

Funneh: Oh my gosh, I never thought of that!

Gold: That's going around the internet for so long Funneh.

Funneh: I'm sOrRy Gold but I am not the internet type.

Gold: Just admit that you are a boomer.

Funneh: Wow, so rude. Well your sense of fashion is very outdated.

Gold: Excuse me?!

Funneh: I'm sorry but you can't pass.

Alec: And now they're fighting. Thanks Kyran.

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Evan updated his status
I am newt to puns. Please welcome me nicely.

Comments:

Funneh: Turn around beefore it's too late!

Gold: Whale-come to deer orca-nization, Evan.

Funneh: Gold, I think you're spending too mouse time with Rainbow.

Gold: Corny. Too corny.

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Lunar updated her status
What do you call something dead but still breathes?

Comments:

Rainbow: Fascinating question...

Funneh: Why do I feel like Lunar's emo side is coming out?

Draco: Is this for a science project or something?

Lunar: Answer is ME.

Gold: Lunar no. That's not funny.

Funneh: Of course that's not me!

Rainbow: Obviously, @funneh , because Lunar is me!

Draco: Is this still included in the joke?

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