9) Quarantine

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Rainbow updated her status

A reminder, disposable masks are for one time use only.

I'm looking at you, Draco.

Comments:

Draco: It saves money!

Gold: Disgusting.

Draco: Says the one who resuses her tissues

Gold: I did not do such thing!

Funneh: I caught her sneezing at the other side of a used tissue earlier.

Lunar: I can't believe I'm related to you guys.

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Kyran updated his status

You cant look down on us weebs anymore, society! You are one of us hermit crabs now!

Comments:

Alec: Atleast we're doing something productive at home instead of binge-watching till they drop.

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Alec updated his status

What's with Youtubers and gangs and clubs trend? Like, every YouTuber that I watched is now creating their own cult.

Comments:

Kyran: Alec is ceiling gang.

Aly: ding ding ding bell of shame brother. Bell of shame.

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Yandere updated her status

Dear China,

Whoever started this virus I'm going to chop you into pieces, make you into a soup, and feed you to the bats. This is all your fault, now I can't see my Senpai!

Comments:

Evelyn: This is disturbing.

Celeste: Oh please don't mind her. She's just drunk.

Evelyn: But she's underaged.

Celeste: I didn't mean it literally. She's just sleep-deprived.

Evelyn: Oh... okay?

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Celeste posted a status with a selection of her friends

@Yandere I swear if you don't keep your rants to yourself that detective wannabe is going to find us out.

Comments:

Yandere: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Celeste: Why am I working for you again?

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