“How are you Melbourne?! We’re Australia’s one and only 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER???” I yelled while the sold out arena screamed ever so passionately. “I’m Luke, just your casual mummys boy and these are my brothers” I added while pointing to the boys as they introduced themselves.
“I’m Calum, we all know that though, I stand out with my perfect hot ass” Calum boasted.
“I’m punk Michael today, unicorn Michael next week” Michael remarked while pointing to his hair.
“And I’m Ashton, buy me vegemite and I’ll love you forever” Ashton yelled as he winked towards the camera.
Again I heard the audience scream out for their last time to see us perform live.. for ever.
“I just wanted to say what a pleasure its been working with these three nuffs over the past years. We love you guys, but there comes a time when bands have to retire. Hey!
Remember, to keep on going to rock out with your socks out!!” Michael said while pulling us into a group hug…
