Secret Senju

CH:3

Naruto woke up the next day at 5:00am. He grunted once he tryed to get up. 'aww fuck I'm so sore why did you do this to me Kurama-nii?'  "It's not my fault you humans are weak and so soft skinned"  Kurama said in a matter-of-fact tone 'yeah fuck you'  Naruto mumbled getting up and putting on a dark blue, almost black, shirt of course conecting to his mask. He then put on his noramal black pants with shinobi sandals. Naruto walked into the kitchen, "you know what screw Kakashi I'm eating breakfest" Naruto said makeing eggs and baccon. When he was done eating it was around 6:00am. Naruto shushined to the head of the Sandaime, he stood there for about 2 minutes before leaveing. He decided to go see the Sandaime himself, Naruto jumped through the window into the Hokages office. Sarutobi wasn't even suprised at this point "why does nobody use the door? is it just decoration? why does it exist? how did this happen to me?" Saurtobi said with his head on his desk "uh Jiji?" Naruto said sweatdropping "oh Naruto-kun what are you doing here, it's 6:20am" Sarutobi said instantly straightening up "I just wanted to see you I haven't seen you in a while, and I missed talking to you" Naruto said smileing at Sarutobi. The Hokage was now anime crying at what Naruto said to him "he wants to see an old geezer like me" he said looking to an ANBU in the other corner. The ANBU just nodded and sweatdropped. Saurtobi and Naruto talked for a bit intill it was 7:05 "oh shit sorry Jiji I got to go I'm late to traning at ground 7, see you later" Naruto said jumping out the window, when Naruto landed on the ground he heard a very loud 'LANGUAGE' coming from the Hokage tower. Naruto sweatdropped for like the tenth time today, he contiued to walk to the training grounds. Naruto reached the training ground at 7:15. Naruto walked up to his teammates and they both yelled 'YOUR LATE' at Naruto "sorry I got lost on the road of life" he said useing the phrase he's used his whole life. Kakashi who was sitting in a tree reading Icha Icha paradise fell out of it "HEY THATS MY CATCHPHRASE" Kakashi yelled standing up "No I've been useing this phrase since I was 3" Naruto said staring at Kakashi and wondering were the hell he came from "I'm older I used it longer MY catchphrase" Kakashi said in a matter-of-fact tone "holy shit your fighting with your sensei about a phrase, this is priceless" Kurama said dying of laughter "bitch the fuck you just say" Naruto said glaring daggers at him "I said I'm older" Kakashi said to Naruto now head to head. Naruto looked into Kakashi's black eyes for like a minute before Kurama interrupted the silence "damn not gonna lie he's pretty hot" at that Naruto was now a tomato "WHAT THE FUCK KURAMA-NII" Naruto accidentally yelled out loud. everyone sweatdropped who the hell was Kurama-nii? was the only thought in everyone's mind. "what? when you're sealed into a bunch of girls for years you have the same thoughts...........but still you can't say he's not hot" Kurama said wagging his tails "ok yes but he's my damn sensei"

-bitch Kakashi's pov-

Me and Naruto were fighting about who's chatchphrase it was, which i found pretty cute, then out of the blue he turned as red as a damn tomato and yelled 'WHAT THE FUCK KURAMA-NII' I had guessed it was the Kyuubi, and I'm 99.99% possitive it is. He ran a couple feet away and was muttering to himself. Thanks to dogs I can hear what he was saying "ok yes but he's my sensei........wtf no I can't just walk up to him and be like 'Kurama-nii thinks your hot and not to lie but you are' no that would be weird"  when he was done talking to the kyuubi I was a little red. 'welp thats the first time a tailed beast called me hot' Kakakshi sweatdropped and yelled at Naruto "NARUTO GET OVER HERE WE NEED TO START THE TEST" He turned around and walked back "ok we are doing the bell test if you can get a bell you pass....theres only two so one of you will get tied to that wooden poll, you have to get a bell by 12:00pm or you'll fail and go back to the academy" 

-Naruto's pov. I have no idea what the hell this chapter is-

  I wasn't suprised that there was only two bells I asumed it was a test about teamwork. so when he said start I quickly went for cover, so did my teammates. 'who do you think we should go to first duck ass hair of bubble gum hair?'  I asked Kurama though the mind link "hm probably Bubble gum becuse then duck ass would agree to the plan since he knows he can't beat Kakashi-kun alone" Kurama said laying down in his cage 'damn lazy ass fox'  I thought going to go find Sakura. Once I found Sakura and told her the plan, we found Sasuke and told it to him. To get them to do the plan I told them I'd give them the bells...well I only had to tell that to Sasuke, Sakura just agreed. We all got into our positions and waited till I gave the signal. once I sensed Kakashi put his gard down for a split secound I gave the signal. Sasuke dropped down from the tree and charged at Kakashi. He started a taijutsu fight with him pushing him to the exact spot I want him. I used the mole technigue so I was under ground waiting for Kakashi to step right next to were I was hiding. Kakashi jumped back from Sasuke right next to me, I shot my hand out from the ground and grabbed Kakashi's ankle pulling him under ground grabing the bells. Kakashi was now shoulder deep in the ground Sakura jumped out of the tree and landed next to me and sasuke. I handed a bell to them each "thanks for helping me out, here take these you deserve it" they took the bells from me and I turned around and let Kakashi out of the ground. I turn around before saying "oh heres your book......Kakashi-kun" I walked back to the wooden polls and sitting on the middle one.

-Kakashi's pov-

Naruto turned around and told me barely above a whisper "oh  heres your book .......Kakashi-kun"  once I processed what he said I smirked 'two can play at that game my little fox' 

to be continued 

hey by the way I have no idea what the fuck this chapter is but maybe in the next chapter I'll introduce the Senju parts of the story till next time bye!!