The Return of Twivine Sparkle

Chapter 10: Tirek and Twivine Sparkle

So when they returned to Grogar's lair, Twivine Sparkle trotted up to Tirek. 

"I've been thinking....." Twivine said, "That is, if you're up for the task, you wuss that got defeated by the Elements last time!"

Tirek was angry, gritting his teeth at Twivine Sparkle.

"Don't remind me of that, Twivine!" The centaur bellowed. 

Twivine cackled.

"Yes, my lord." She said, "Anyway, is it a yes or a no? Think about it for a split second.  Our powers go hoof in hoof. We both drain the magic out of those defenceless ponies without a bucking care in the world! And to top it off, we've got our combined dark magic. Wouldn't it just be great if we use my Plunder Vines plus you're magic? Oh, the ponies will run away, but I will catch them! I always do! So, whaddya say?"

"No." Tirek replied, "I work alone."

"Well, you listen here, you piece of shit! I am the almighty, I am the goddamn Killer Queen! Is any of that wrong? Defy me and you'll see what happens to your sorry flank!" Twivine roared violently. 

Together We Make the Perfect Team Lyrics 

Twivine: We will be unstoppable
Don't worry, this plan's perfectly plausible
No need to lose your hair
We're the perfect pair

We will bring them down 
With our power and darkness 

It's foolproof!
They will bucking bow down to the heartless!
Yeah, that's what I said!

Together we will be unstoppable
Just listen to those words
Unstoppable, unstoppable,
UNSTOPPABLE US! 

And they all will DIE!
Will they sigh?
Who cares when they will be dead?

Get my point? 

I need you as much as you need me
So, what's it gonna be?
I also work alone
But for this and this only
Together we will make the perfect team

Tirek: You and me
Causing more death and destruction, how could this be?
Inside of me
I'm tingling
Now I imagine us intermingling

Oh, for once you might be right 
Together we will MAKE THEM SCREAM!

Twivine: And Oh my Celestia, how we'll beam 
When those weaklings scream

Both: Together we'll make the perfect team! 

Twivine: Let's set Ponyville on fire!
Ain't nothing else could be so dire!

SAY GOODBYE, PONIES!
THIS IS YOUR FINAL DAY!
AND TODAY IS YOUR LAST SAY!
And believe me, I won't be at bay!

Tirek: Or better yet

Twivine: I like the way you think!
What possibly could be
Your magnificent plan
For us? 

Tirek: Nothing, pure nothing
But I have an idea

Twivine: What is it
Ya little shit? 

Tirek: I think you know
The only thing me and you
Could possibly do
To kick the Mane Six's flanks!

Twivine: Defeat them
And then
Yes, then!

Both: And then
And then
And then!

Twivine: They will be frozen 
Because I just can't kill them

And then
And then
And then
And then! 

Both: They will realise
That we 
Yes, we!

Together we
Make the perfect team! -------------------------------------
 

(Song ends)

***

"It feels as if my magic is fading every second!" The Princess of Friendship cried weakly. 

"Don't worry, Twilight. We'll figure something out. I know we will." Spike said. 

"No, it's not worth it. We're done, we're finished." Said Twilight Sparkle, "If this is our current state and she's teamed up with Tirek, we're done for!"

"Not on my watch!" Rainbow Dash said.

But right as she began to fly at her perfect speed, she collapsed to the ground, also weakened by every second. And with Twivine and Tirek nearing them, their fate was just about to get even worse. There's no way they'd spare the Mane Six. All they cared about was domination and ridding Equestria of its magic. 

"Oh, look how helpless those little bucks are!" Twivine said in a babyish tone of voice, "After we do our stuff on them, they'll be good as new!"

"Then, what are we waiting for?" Said Tirek. 

"Absolutely nothing." Twivine Sparkle replied.

And the two evil villains approached the already weakened Mane with evil grins on their malicious faces. You could tell that they meant business and definitely murder. 

"Whatever you do, please spare us! We're already weak enough!" Rainbow Dash shouted weakly.

Twivine Sparkle smiled and began to cackle, grabbing her head in her hoof, holding her up.

"How pathetic! Spare you? Are you crazy?" Twivine said.

"I'd rather call it epicness." Rainbow Dash said, "We may be weak, but we'll beat your flanks eventually!"

"Nice talk coming from you, imbecile!" Twivine said, "But I'm afraid your days in this hellhole are second to none. Sorry, but it's time!"

She turned to Tirek and smiled a sadistically creepy smile, in which Tirek knew what they had to do.

"PREPARE TO DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Twivine Sparkle bellowed.

While it Lasts Lyrics 

Twivine: It sure was nice knowing you, Twilight 
But you weren't so bright

I enjoyed it while it lasted
But now it's time 
You've said your last words
And took your last breath
Time for your untimely death! 

Say goodbye, Twilight and your  friends
This is where your story ends
And mine begins

It's time to leave this world 
Oh, it was good
While it lasted

And now you succumb to us 
The rightful rulers of Equestria
You will say goodbye!
You will die! 

Bow down!
Bow down!
BOW DOWN!

And die
And die

This is not good for you,
But you have got to try to do
As I want you to
Maybe I can spare you
It's a possibility

But until then
I will mess with your fragility
Made by yours truly 

You can trust me
(Your Killer Queen!)
And you will see
(Nothing will go unseen!)

Bow down to me if you wanna live!
(Or you will meet your doom!)

You will fall to the Killer Queen
And all will be lost for you
BOO HOO!

Do I look like I care?
FINE! IF I MUST
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A CHANCE! 

But just this once
The final fight commences
So come to your weak defenses!

I am going to use the bell
So, farewell
Twilight Sparkle and your friends! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Song ends)