It's 1 am on school night and I'm dying inside so
Omg I just thought of the best thing ever
You like hotdogs, and waffles yeah?
Why not instead of a bun use a waffle for the hotdog
Nevermind that would be disgusting sorry
Wait if you put it in Cheerios with a side of cheese it's gonna taste... Better.
Wait why am I suggesting what to eat for you?
Just order a fucking pizza.
Do it you bastard
Okay I'm sorry I don't know what I said
But I know that I wanted to say that
Lol no jk
Change of subject..vsco girls are annoying
SKSKSKSK AND I OOP AND I OOP
start saying
JSNUEHDNUWUSMSJ AAAAAA
Like the kids at the school I just launched missiles at
Yeah, good times.
I'm going to start a book like this so I don't post here.
It'll probably be called
This bitch in the club
Haha no.
How about
Hmm... Sorry I thinking?
Ma
Oh I should name it after my Nigerian uncle who wants to give me all his gold bars over email and asks for my info
Never mind I never got his name
Wait
Maybe I could call it...
Haha I'm a dick I made you scroll down for nothing
Ew I threw up in my mouth
I'll figure out the name, for now, expect me ranting about random shit
I don't get it why do people like Billie eyelash she's so overrated and fourteen year old girls are like "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING DEEP OMG BILLIE I LOVE YOUR MUSIC ITS EDGY YASSS QUEEN"
Maybe I overexaggerated but you get my point and it you dont I'll shoot you
Sorry, sorry.
I'm just gonna stop writing here
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld Boyfriend Scenarios Book
De TodoThis is your secret book that you can use to write better eddsworld X reader or stuff like that-- or you can just read this book for no reason like I do with other books like this! Enjoy
