New Newer Rules

1 - She is Your Problem Now, Man

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Rule 1: Don't get involved

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"Well."

This is not how Taehyung envisioned spending his afternoon.

He'd had everything planned to the last detail. Making dinner reservations for seven. Skipping his night class to actually make said dinner reservations. Picking up the biggest bouquet of flowers his minimum wage job can buy. Convincing Yoongi to stay over with Namjoon so the apartment would be empty.

When his afternoon class had been cancelled, he'd seen it as the perfect excuse to start their date night early.

It had all shaped up to be a perfect anniversary.

Except.

"Babe?" Jiae startles in bed, pushing the boy hovering over her away. She sits up, clutching the sheets to her chest, and stares at Taehyung with wide eyes. "You. You're supposed to be in class."

"It was cancelled."

Taehyung unfortunately catches sight of the dude's dick as he scrambles to cover his body with the same blanket Taehyung had been sleeping under just a few hours ago. He looks almost frantic, eyes wide with terror like he thinks Taehyung is going to snap. Taehyung grimaces. His damn balls had been where this boy is now. The plastic wrapping of the flowers crinkles between Taehyung's fingers.

The boy keeps his head ducked, looking to Jiae.

"You said you were single."

"Well." Jiae says, lying back in bed. "I am now, if you want to stay."

Taehyung tips his head. "She's your problem now, man."

He pulls out his lighter on his way out of the apartment, setting a few petals on fire and dropping the bouquet in the sink before stalking out.

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