New Newer Rules

3 - 3 Years Relationship.

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Taehyung is nursing his third cup of coffee before ten am on his fourth day of being drunk when the universe plays another practical joke on him. He's sitting in the back of the lecture hall, hood over his head and a pounding headache hammering at his temples while waiting for his lecturer to show up. Maybe he should have listened to Yoongi and quit drinking after the second night.

But Taehyung isn't very good at following advice that he doesn't like. And while he'd been drunk and lying on a few pieces of pizza, Yoongi's advice that he can't drink his sorrows away had been the worst he'd received all week.

"Excuse me," someone says, trying to get to the last open seat to Taehyung's left. The soft words make Taehyung's headache worsen, especially when the guy knocks into Taehyung's legs and drops into his chair with a loud sigh. "Rough night?"

"Rough week." Taehyung mutters, hoping this guy will leave him to die in peace.

No such luck. "I feel you on that, man. My roommate dared me to go shot for shot with him last night. Luckily, he's a lightweight, but still. You know?" Taehyung grunts, eyes falling shut. From the shuffling around the classroom, he surmises that their lecturer has finally arrived. "Hey, dude. Do you have your notes from last week? I was out."

"Jesus, man. Can't you be quiet while I die-?"

Looking over, Taehyung tries to level this guy with a harsh glare but the action makes his head spin. Staring back at him is none other than-

"Cheating Twink?"

The guy looks absolutely terrified as he stands up, holding his books to his chest, but there's no where else to sit and the class grades attendance. He sits back down and mutters, "Why do you keep calling me that?"

Taehyung shrugs, resolutely staring at the front of the classroom. "Don't know your name."

"It's Jeo-"

"That was not an invitation to tell me your name."

"What the fuck is your problem?" Cheating Twink hisses, keeping his voice down low as their professor greets everyone and introduces that day's topic. "I haven't done anything to you."

"You were balls deep in my girlfriend, genius."

The guy stammers out a few syllables. Taehyung chances a look over and hates that the first thing he notices is how soft the guy's hair looks, how his eyes are wide and full of expression. His cheeks flare red under the tiniest bit of scrutiny and Taehyung suddenly wants to know if he and Jimin had been correct a few days ago when they mocked this dude as a crier during sex. He probably looked so gorgeous getting wrecked, choking on cock until tears spilled-

"As far as I knew, she was single." The guy finally manages. "Don't be such a prick."

"Don't be such a prick, he says," Taehyung mocks, taking a long drink of his coffee. He contemplates pouring it on this guy's lap, but there's no space to make a clean exit. "Like he didn't end a three year relationship."

"Wait- three years? Holy shit, we'd been fucking for two months."

"Wonderful." Taehyung snarls. "Congratulations. Hope every minute of it was worth ruining me."

Taehyung shoots to his feet, interrupting whatever PowerPoint slide the class was on. He'll just suck the professor off for notes later, or something.

"Wait-" The guy grabs Taehyung's sleeve but lets go at the fiery glare Taehyung shoots him. "I didn't mean-"

But Taehyung ignores him; forcing his way out of the lecture hall and stalking in the direction of town, phone in hand as he texts Jimin to meet him at the bar.

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